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jbk405 · 13 hours
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This is the dream, tho?
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jbk405 · 13 hours
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girl help why is animation
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jbk405 · 15 hours
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...dangit she still doesn't look right to me.
What is it about this game that no matter how perfect you think they look in the creation screen, it's never the same in live play?
I thought I was past this point - I really did - but I just restarted the game when I was already on Eden Prime because I didn't like how my Shepard looked in the game.
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jbk405 · 15 hours
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I thought I was past this point - I really did - but I just restarted the game when I was already on Eden Prime because I didn't like how my Shepard looked in the game.
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jbk405 · 19 hours
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wait do those tin can phones really work?? I thought this was all a myth.
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jbk405 · 1 day
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Oh lei, oh lai, oh lord
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jbk405 · 1 day
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For me it wasn't a single encounter, but an ongoing headbutt with one client for much of the season. He kept demanding something that was against company policy and was actually illegal, and we kept refusing to do it (Because, again, it was illegal). Every time we would show up and do our job properly he would call the office to complain and say he had requested XYZ, and I would explain that we weren't going to do that and that I had said we weren't going to do that. This went on for a month or so until one last time where he got abusive over the phone, and we told him we were halting our services effective immediately. We'd refund his money, go away.
We followed that up with a written statement to his boss and also the regulatory authority that covered his area to say that he was now out of compliance since he didn't have anybody doing this legally mandated work.
We got a call from his boss in minutes, apologizing profusely, begging us to continue working with them and assuring us that we wouldn't have to deal with that guy ever again.
I took great pleasure in continuing to perform their services in perfect compliance for the rest of the summer.
it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.
i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.
so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”
And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”
I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”
And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware
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jbk405 · 2 days
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If im reading a 800 page book I should be freed of all other responsibilities in my life. Like sorry I can’t do that right now because im reading this long ass book. Yeah you know how it is
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jbk405 · 2 days
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academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”
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jbk405 · 2 days
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The Bearded Vulture is the only known animal whose diet is almost exclusively bone.
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The bone-eating giant bird which coats itself minerals like copper to get its rusty hue for unknown cosmetic reasons, most likely to show dominance. The brighter the hue, the more dominant the male.
They probably need the copper because its anti-bacterial properties. useful if you’re a carrion eater.
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The bird has a 9 ft wingspan.
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Bearded Vultures provide an indispensable service to the ecosystem, checking the spread of disease by consuming corpses. But the bearded’s diet is 95 percent bone. It can wait for the other scavengers to strip the body clean, then stroll in at its leisure to take its fill.
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jbk405 · 2 days
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the greatest scene in the entire series
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jbk405 · 2 days
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jbk405 · 2 days
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jbk405 · 2 days
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It’s 104% okay to come to your DM and just say, “Hi, can we be friends?” And then start asking you random questions.
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jbk405 · 2 days
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FUCK
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