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there wasn't going to be a good outcome on this week's cdr

#that's bc there's one too many 50's queens #if i'm honest two too many #im sorry im a hater

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ok so i watched cdr and while i can't really disagree with the outcome of this ep and how it plays into the overall arc of the season, did they have to choose the ugliest color palette to give the queens?

#really a race to the bottom w dr du design challenge #drag race spoilers #canadas drag race

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cdr gets 1 point for a good lip sync song [finally]

but it loses that point immediately for putting adrenaline in a lip sync challenge when you know naomi smalls retired it YEARS ago in all stars 4

#canadas drag race #drag race spoilers

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yeah i'll say it i miss the brat pack

#side note i follow synthia on tiktok and that recycling video was #i do not have words for it #anyways the lip sync songs this season are really just not great

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watched the first ep of season 3 cdr. that lip sync was.... something

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i loved a lot about that drag race españa ep but the returning queens!!! we love to see them!!

#arantxa was giving me LIFE #also i just love my lil knockoff aquaria #really all of them #i maintain that not enough people watch drag race espana #and the fucking nerve of that uk article to say that uk is the best franchise #i just feel sorry for the author #because they clearly haven't seen dr es #also ooh girlie if they dont get a vs the world franchise i will be pissed

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like i know i'm a lil weird in general and usually i don't mind [read: revel in it] but i hate hate HATE "elementary school crush" discourse because all it does is remind me that i had to be told to have a crush on someone in the fourth grade and as recently as college i was asked if my parents didn't hug me enough as a child just because it takes me a long time to invite platonic physical touch

#there are a lot of confounding factors as to why im not dating #which i won't get into #but when people clap back at candace owens on twitter #saying like of course first graders have crushes #great congratulations sure as fuck couldn't have been me #and my brother has confirmed that some of this is in part bc our parents are not like the most affectionate #but anyways i just hate it so much #this isn't going on twitter because i have one and a half reply guys that i dont need commenting on this shit #and when i say not affectionate i dont mean anything super bad #it was just more of we're not going to talk at all about anything not g rated

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it was a good episode because it made me happy. it's not winning any emmys [though my jaw dropped twice-once and then again further right after]

#a not stressed grace is a happy grace

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ugh i think i need to start reading drag race spoilers bc i really do like low stakes high drama

#[my vast knowledge of storytelling and reality tv allowed for low stakes tonight but that is not always a guarantee] #but sleep is more important to me #this is why i still watch greys anatomy #the stakes are so low because i dont have favorite characters anymore #rip mark and lexie #on the other hand i do like going in blind #maybe it's just this season that's throwing me off #i think they didn't think they casted it well enough but it turns out #they actually just gave people more time to grow #thus shaking up the planned order of things

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BOSCO • s14 ep11 ‘swept away - diana ross’ lip sync 

#I am still so mad that they put her thru this #bc I actually mapped out what a better episode would look like #and the answer is the last lip sync would have been daya and jasmine #but I am glad that I got to see this work of ART

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i hate that i get so emotionally invested in reality tv

#srsly tho my anxiety was THROUGH THE ROOF #spoilers ahead #i do not mind that bosco wore the bra and panty again -its a lip sync episode #and yes it was hot all three times #but i did not need the theme of the episode to be #breaking bosco's psyche #which leads me to think that she does have the golden ticket #though i would have been ok with daya betty going home this episode #and for the record if i had bosco's frame i too would wear as few clothes as possible all the time #the thing is i lived in seattle for a year so i get it [what is it i have no idea]

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girlies..... drag race uk vs the world.... i have so many thoughts

#mostly i am mad at the casting #but also most of this whole episode

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#every single day on this break i am faced with the question: consume/do something new/productive or watch whip it again #and almost every single time i choose whip it #we skip the statuary scene tho #tbh sometimes i just cut to only the roller skating scenes #in other news ive taken up roller skating #and im pretty decent at it going forwards #and every single day i am mad at myself for mentally confusing it with whiplash and not watching it until this year #even though i had wanted to watch it basically ever since it came out oops

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#it's a good joke it's a great joke even but some things do not belong on twitter #some things belong only on the deepest holes of the internet

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me and my silly little brain having no intention to ever birth a child [more on that later] and yet constantly referring to people 20-30 my senior as my children

#when i say mistakes were made i am talking about the xx reproductive system #honestly i understand the whole go sit in a hut for a week thing and i think maybe we bring that back #just a comfy hut #anyways this isn't about drag race at all #its's just to cringe to go anywhere else #lol #fine you want to get specific it's about the 31x07 snl cold open #among other things #oh my god i meant *too* cringe yikes grace

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#kate mckinnon on snl kate mckinnon on snl #kate mckinnon is back on snl is all i can think about

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bratpack best clique in the drag race franchise nothing you can't change my mind

#rolaskatox has the best name tho