jaimeaster

[jaimeaster]

Fraphne’s Personal TimeTM song:

Shelma’s Personal TimeTM song:

#copyright me #mine #peter pan #fred jones #daphne blake #fraphne #shaggy rogers #velma dinkley #shelma #Spotify

[jaimeaster]

The Core

The biggest prison in this world is The Core. So called because it’s situated in the Earth’s Core. It’s where the cartoons that I hate go. For example. Family guy. American dad. South park. HBO velma. Etc etc. Yeah. I know it’s petty. But my work. My rules. Bob’s Burgers, however, are allowed to roam free. Because that show is fucking hilarious.

#copyright me #mine #peter pan #anti family guy #anti american dad #anti south park #anti hbo velma #bob's burgers

[jaimeaster]

Meme time.

#copyright me #mine #peter pan #kal kent #cody rescuers down under #meme

[jaimeaster]

2023 Tumblr Top 10

1. 6 notes - Jul 8 2023

(Cody notices Timmy carrying an, unbeknownst to Cody, taxidermied dog) Cody: Isn’t that President Simpson’s dog? (Timmy nods...

2. 2 notes - Mar 21 2023

3. 1 notes - Sep 11 2023

Troy: there are many benefits to being a marine biologist.

4. 1 notes - Aug 16 2023

The Simpson administration

5. 0 notes - Dec 31 2023

Merida: what’s the best Christmas gift that the boys have ever given you? Jaime: the gift of Easy Access. Merida: they stopped...

6. 0 notes - Nov 10 2023

Squidward: Patrick, you bring a whole new meaning to the phrase “verbal diarrhoea”.

7. 0 notes - Oct 13 2023

Kal: I’m going to Bob’s Burgers. You want anything? Alice: an insight into the minds of the Belcher children. Kal: fine. But...

Created by TumblrTop10

#tumblrtop10 #me #about me #personal

[jaimeaster]

Merida: what’s the best Christmas gift that the boys have ever given you?

Jaime: the gift of Easy Access.

Merida: they stopped wearing underwear after bonfire night didn’t they?

Jaime: oh yeah.

Merida: of course they did.

#copyright me #mine #peter pan #jaime aster #jim hawkins #kal kent #padraic hutchins #jaipleikalpad #merida

[jaimeaster]

Squidward: Patrick, you bring a whole new meaning to the phrase “verbal diarrhoea”.

#copyright me #mine #peter pan #squidward tentacles #patrick star

[jaimeaster]

Kal: I’m going to Bob’s Burgers. You want anything?

Alice: an insight into the minds of the Belcher children.

Kal: fine. But it’s probably gonna cost you 10 bucks extra per mind.

#copyright me #mine #peter pan #kal kent #alice liddell #bob’s burgers #source: unknown

[jaimeaster]

Troy: there are many benefits to being a marine biologist.

#copyright me #mine #peter pan #troy mcclure #source: tumblr

[jaimeaster]

The Simpson administration

Bart Simpson. President of the United States of America

Terri Mackleberry. The President’s girlfriend

Milhouse Van Houten. Vice President of the United States of America

Martin Prince. The President’s Chief of Staff.

Ralph Wiggum. The President’s surprisingly competent Personal Assistant.

Nelson Muntz. The President’s bodyguard.

Sherri Mackleberry. Press Secretary. Nelson’s girlfriend.

Maggie Simpson. The presidents baby sister. The defacto First Lady until Bart and Terri get married .

#copyright me #mine #peter pan #bart simpson #terri mackleberry #barterri #milhouse van houten #martin prince #ralph wiggum #nelson muntz #sherri mackleberry #nelerri #maggie simpson

[jaimeaster]

(Cody notices Timmy carrying an, unbeknownst to Cody, taxidermied dog)

Cody: Isn’t that President Simpson’s dog?

(Timmy nods cheerfully)

Cody: why isn’t he blinking?

Timmy: if you want it to blink, I’m gonna need another weasel.

(After Timmy has left)

Cody (to Felicia): when I die, keep that kid away from me.

#copyright me #mine #peter pan #cody rescuers down under #timmy turner #felicia hardy #source: last man standing

[jaimeaster]

Fans like these is why I made Cody, who’s asexual, literally the most outgoing and badass character in the social group besides Kal Kent, bisexual polyamory, and Merida , heterosexual polyamorous. What can I say? I like to break fandom stereotypes.

fandom hcs are like:

-shy anxious person is ace

-badass but nice girl is bi

-mean bitch is a lesbian

-bubbly extrovert girl is pan

-all men are gay (unless they're flirty in which case they're bi)

#copyright me #mine #peter pan #cody rescuers down under

[jaimeaster]

It's my 3 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

#copyright me #mine #peter pan #3 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone

[jaimeaster]

Answering an nsft ask for merparkozstorm

What do they look for in a sexual partner? Merida looked for hot men. Parker looked for brainiacs. Oz looked for people who’d care about him. Storm looked for fun lovers.

Top/Bottom. Do they have a preference? Parker and Storm are on top. Merida and Oz are on the bottom.

Dom/Sub. Do they have a preference? Parker and Storm are always in charge. Oz is never in charge. Merida is somewhere in the middle

What is their sexuality and romantic alignment? Media is heterosexual polyamorous. The boys are all bisexual polyamorous

Sexual fantasies? Merida: princess vs invaders. Parker: interrogating supervillains. Oz: being outvoted in a board meeting. Storm: meeting his adoring fans

Kinks? Merida: armour. Parker: the D word (paternal honorific). Oz: being thrown around. Storm: strength

Any sexual fantasies/kinks they’re ashamed of? Nope

Are they loud/vocal, or do they stay quiet? They’re always loud

Spit or swallow? Second one

Do they have an aftercare routine? Parker takes care of everyone. It’s in his nature. Storm and Merida are ready to go again almost immediately. Oz likes to nap.

Favourite position? Merida likes to be held up against a wall. Parker likes to do it in front of mirrors. Oz likes to see his partners face. Storm likes to be on his back.

Oral sex. Do they prefer giving or receiving? Parker and Storm are the best at it. And Merida and Oz definitely reap the benefits.

Do they prefer casual sex or relationship sex? Second one.

Pick 2 characters to join them in a threeway, and explain why you picked these two. Just one. Felicia Hardy. And only if Merida is on the sidelines.

Are they into hate sex? If yes, name another character they might have hate sex with. Merida is. Well. She likes to play act. And the boys love to play along.

Would they hire a sex worker? Would they do sex work themselves? No

Clothes off or on during sex? Off

Any traits or physical attributes that really turn them on? Merida’s arms. Parker’s body. Oz’s ass. Storm’s hands.

How sexually active are they when they’re single vs. in a relationship? N//A

Do they like to cuddle after sex? Yes

Do they prefer rough or gentle sex? Both

Do they have any bad sexual experiences? No

Do they like having sex outside of the bedroom? If yes, where? Their bedroom can shift into everything from a crowded mall to 1000 miles under the ocean

Do they have any methods of courtship for getting people into bed? They ask. The answers always yes.

Are they affectionate during sex? Yes

How flirty are they? Very

Is there anything sexual that they find upsetting? No

#copyright me #mine #peter pan #nsft #merida #peter parker #harry osborn #johnny storm #merparkozstorm

[jaimeaster]

Inbox me please

Sexy Headcanon Meme!

Since I can never seem to find any to reblog, I decided to make my own! Send some in if you like. ^_^ (Or reblog for yourself).

👀 - What do they look for in a sexual partner?

🍑 - Top/Bottom. Do they have a preference?

🌹 - Dom/Sub. Do they have a preference?

🏳️‍🌈 - What is their sexuality and romantic alignment?

🌈 - Sexual fantasies?

💘 - Kinks?

😔 - Any sexual fantasies/kinks they’re ashamed of?

😝 - Are they loud/vocal, or do they stay quiet?

😋 - Spit or swallow?

🌸 - Do they have an aftercare routine?

👌 - Favourite position?

👅 - Oral sex. Do they prefer giving or receiving?

💋 - Do they prefer casual sex or relationship sex?

3️⃣ - Pick 2 characters to join them in a threeway, and explain why you picked these two.

😡 - Are they into hate sex? If yes, name another character they might have hate sex with.

🤑 - Would they hire a sex worker? Would they do sex work themselves?

👗 - Clothes off or on during sex?

💦 - Any traits or physical attributes that really turn them on?

🔥 - How sexually active are they when they’re single vs. in a relationship?

🤗 - Do they like to cuddle after sex?

🍆 - Do they prefer rough or gentle sex?

☠️ - Do they have any bad sexual experiences?

🛏️ - Do they like having sex outside of the bedroom? If yes, where?

🍸 - Do they have any methods of courtship for getting people into bed?

😘 - Are they affectionate during sex?

😉 - How flirty are they?

😰 - Is there anything sexual that they find upsetting?

#inbox me #please #nsft #copyright me #mine #peter pan

[jaimeaster]

Answering an nsft ask for jaipleikalpad

What do they look for in a sexual partner? Jaime looked for attractive men. Pleiades looked for someone adventurous. Kal would look for anyone over 16 and under 50. Padraic would look for someone kind

Top/Bottom. Do they have a preference? Pleiades and Kal are on top. Jaime and Padraic are on bottom.

Dom/Sub. Do they have a preference? In order. Pleiades and Kal. Jaime and Padraic.

What is their sexuality and romantic alignment? Haines heterosexual and polyamorous. The boys are bisexual and polyamorous.

Sexual fantasies? The princess and the knights (Jaime). An aliens first contact (Pleiades). Superman and his fans (Kal). A pirate and his interrogators (Padraic)

Kinks? Jaime: being punished. Pleiades: being in control. Kal: being referred to by the paternal honorific. Padraic: being tied up

Any sexual fantasies/kinks they’re ashamed of? No

Spit or swallow? Second one

Favourite position? Jaime likes to face them. Pleiades likes to lay on his back. Kal likes to hold them up. Padraic like being on his side.

Oral sex. Do they prefer giving or receiving? They all like to give and receive

Do they prefer casual sex or relationship sex? They’re all in a relationship with each other

Pick 2 characters to join them in a threeway, and explain why you picked these two. Well. There’s already four of them. But. Kal would love to include she hulk while Jaime watches.

Are they into hate sex? If yes, name another character they might have hate sex with. Kal and Jaime had it before the four of them made it official.

Would they hire a sex worker? Would they do sex work themselves? No. They don’t need to. But Kal would definitely charge for it if he wanted to.

Clothes off or on during sex? Off.

Any traits or physical attributes that really turn them on? Jamie’s legs. Pleiades’s hands. Kal’s body. Padraic’s ass.

How sexually active are they when they’re single vs. in a relationship? N//A

Do they like to cuddle after sex? Jaime, Pleiades and Padraic do. Kal just wants to go again.

Do they prefer rough or gentle sex? Somewhere in the middle.

Do they have any bad sexual experiences? No

Do they like having sex outside of the bedroom? If yes, where? They never actually leave the bedroom. But it can change its settings as well. So technically yes and technically no.

Do they have any methods of courtship for getting people into bed? Jaime just asked each of the boys if they wanted her. They said yes. And followed her to the bedroom.

Are they affectionate during sex? Yes. Even Kal.

How flirty are they? Very

Is there anything sexual that they find upsetting? N//A

#copyright me #mine #peter pan #nsft #jaime aster #jim hawkins #kal kent #padraic hutchins #jaipleikalpad

[jaimeaster]

Inbox me please

Sexy Headcanon Meme!

Since I can never seem to find any to reblog, I decided to make my own! Send some in if you like. ^_^ (Or reblog for yourself).

👀 - What do they look for in a sexual partner?

🍑 - Top/Bottom. Do they have a preference?

🌹 - Dom/Sub. Do they have a preference?

🏳️‍🌈 - What is their sexuality and romantic alignment?

🌈 - Sexual fantasies?

💘 - Kinks?

😔 - Any sexual fantasies/kinks they’re ashamed of?

😝 - Are they loud/vocal, or do they stay quiet?

😋 - Spit or swallow?

🌸 - Do they have an aftercare routine?

👌 - Favourite position?

👅 - Oral sex. Do they prefer giving or receiving?

💋 - Do they prefer casual sex or relationship sex?

3️⃣ - Pick 2 characters to join them in a threeway, and explain why you picked these two.

😡 - Are they into hate sex? If yes, name another character they might have hate sex with.

🤑 - Would they hire a sex worker? Would they do sex work themselves?

👗 - Clothes off or on during sex?

💦 - Any traits or physical attributes that really turn them on?

🔥 - How sexually active are they when they’re single vs. in a relationship?

🤗 - Do they like to cuddle after sex?

🍆 - Do they prefer rough or gentle sex?

☠️ - Do they have any bad sexual experiences?

🛏️ - Do they like having sex outside of the bedroom? If yes, where?

🍸 - Do they have any methods of courtship for getting people into bed?

😘 - Are they affectionate during sex?

😉 - How flirty are they?

😰 - Is there anything sexual that they find upsetting?

#inbox me #please #nsft #copyright me #mine #peter pan

[jaimeaster]

Abc smut headcanons. Merparkozstorm edition. Volume three.

A - Acrobatics - How bendy can they get in bed? What is their favourite position? They’re all very bendy. Merida likes to be held up against a wall. Parker likes to do it in front of mirrors. Oz likes to see his partners face. Storm likes to be on his back.

B - Bliss -  How big is the “big o” for them? How easy it is to bring them to it? Very big all around.

C - Control -  How dominant they are? Who is more dominant? Most: Parker and Storm. Least: Oz. Merida falls somewhere in the middle.

D - Dedication - To what extent are they willing to go to make the night perfect? Parker is always hellbent on making the night special.

E - Experiment - Are they eager to try new things in bed, or do they prefer more traditional love-making? Merida’s always looking for ways to make things different.

F - Film - Have they ever documented their bedroom activities? Parker likes to use his photography skills to capture the festivities. He’s even branched out into videoing their escapades. It took a little while to get the hang of it. But now they’re got an entire library of mementos.

G - Gooey - Anything related to messier aspect of sex, including cum. Merida likes it the most. Oz likes it the least. Parker and Storm are ambivalent.

H - Horny - How easily aroused that person is, and what drives them crazy? Merida’s always rearing to go. Any display of physicality from her boys gets her worked up. The guys are less easy to get going. But the more Merida teases them the more worked up they get.

I - Innuendo - How good is their dirty talk game? Merida’s is the best. Parker and Storm are great at it. Oz would be. If he didn’t go nonverbal when the session starts.

J - Jungle - How well groomed is their carpet, etc.? Merida’s never shaved a day in her life. And her boys have followed her example

K - Kiss - How are they skilled with their mouths? Tongue, or not? And how often do they kiss anything but lips? They’re all skilled. Always. Very often.

L - Libido - How long can they go? Their personal best is four hours minimum without taking a break.

M - Moan - How vocal are they in the bedroom (or elsewhere)? Do they turn to mush, or keep up the talk? They’re all very loud. Oz turns to mush but the other three keep talking and egging each other on.

N - Nature - Have they ever thought about having sex outside, or doing other inappropriate things there? Thanks to their bedroom’s settings changer they can do it anywhere and never leave the flat.

O - Oscar - Do they enjoy role-playing? Yes.

P - Protection/Procreation - How careful are they? Have they had any accidents? How eager are they to start a family? They use magic to prevent accidents.

Q - Quirk - Does their love-making have any unique elements? Magic. Webs. Fire.

R - Random - Any random fact about them. Parker’s been in charge from the very first time. Oz is the most malleable. Merida might not be in control but she’s still bossy. Storm goes the fastest.

S - Strip - What goes underneath their clothes? Boxers for Merida. Tightie whitie’s for the boys.

T - Tempo - What’s their pacing like? Are they casual or more intimate? Frenetic. And very intimate.

U - Urge - How often does the desire to have sex strike them? What happens then? Very often if they didn’t have jobs they’d never leave the bedroom.

V - Virginity - How was that person/these people’s first time? They were all each other’s first time. And thanks to magic. It was painless.

W - Wish - What’s one of their wildest fantasies? Merida: being captured by bandits. Parker: interrogating criminals. Oz: being cared for. Storm: making first contact with alien

X - eXtra - Are they willing to bring extra people into the bedroom? And who that would be? Merida’s considering letting the boys bring in Felicia Hardy while she (Merida) watches

Y - Yoyo - What does their toy collection look like? Expansive. From the usual like the toys Parker makes to the necessary like the fire extinguisher they have in case of emergencies.

Z - Zoinks - Have they ever been caught/compromised? How did they react? Merida’s been caught by herself a lot. Her usual reaction is to invite the catcher to join in. But no. They’ve never been caught as a group.

#copyright me #mine #peter pan #abc smut #alphabet smut #nsft #merida #peter parker #harry osborn #johnny storm #merparkozstorm