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for those of u who didn’t see it<3

Punz with a black s/o pog?

if you’re reading this and you’re racist move, i’m sorry my skintone scares you mfs.

i made it into a headcanon if that’s alright, but i can turn something mentioned into an imagine.

just wanted to quickly say, the lack of inclusive writers is just really painful honestly, it’s really not that difficult to switch up some words. like “their pale skin” to just something like “ their skin” i just got rid of ONE word. it’s not that hard i promise. as someone who’s read and written fanfiction for a while, i’ve read a lot of stories that just lack diversity. as well as ocs i understand their your character make them how you want, but not every single one has to be pale with straight blond hair and blue eyes. they could be a darker complexion with curly brown hair and dark brown eyes??? just an opinion, take it how you will

i feel like he would try and help on washdays, despite not knowing wtf is happening..

if you ask him for help with doing your braids, edges, laying your wigs, anything he’s there to at least try.

when his hair was longer during quarantine he’d let you test out braid styles on him

once you sent him to the store, after running out of a certain product, mf facetimed you running through walmart isles.

 “you needed what now?”  “i sent you the name and everything??”

 “this?”  “that’s literally dog shampoo”

DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HIS THING FOR LIPGLOSS, he hates the super sticky one’s, but he just loves the way it makes your lips look, you’ll just be mid-sentence and he just grabs you and pulls you in.

if we’re being honest, you’re the reason he listens to the stuff he does, if you hadn’t put him on poor baby would probably out here listening to some luke bryan or sum 24/7.

back to the topic of racists.. some people don’t like us because we’re different and they can’t handle that<3, but when punz introduced you almost everyone praised him for bringing more diversity to the table.

but while most praised some sent constant hate at him and your relationship, for absolutely no reason, guess what? worry no more boomer, punz, sapnap, ant, and gumi put them in their place on twitter c:

he really enjoyed trying the new foods you introduced to him, rather than whatever the hell he ate before he met you. 

might add to this later, it’s late and i’m kinda tired!

#x black reader

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sapnap and patches content :)

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as a family, dream

IN WHICH

dream and you both enjoy family time with sebastian and kai

PAIRING cc!dream x fem!reader

WARNINGS swearing & a happy f-family🤢

WORD COUNT 1.27k

NOTE kai uses they/them and sebastian uses he/him pronouns grr dad dream!!

    CLAY AND YOU BOTH SAT on the creme-colored couch, you both had work and came home to relax and enjoy some time together, the kids as well. "mom, seb's on my laptop, watching porn again!" kai's voice rang from what sounded to be just above the stairs to the second level of the house, they were fifteen now, time flies when you're at your happiest.

your husband ran a hand through his recently-cut hair with a sigh, picking up the plates from the coffee table walking them into the kitchen, and sitting them in the sink. he mumbled swears under his breath, padding up the stair with loud footsteps.

the sound of your son's bedroom door opening and shutting quickly, made you get up as well going into kai's room, they laid sprawled on their bed, phone in hand scrolling through whatever social media they used these days. "your brother is such a damn handful" you groaned laying down next to them on the mattress.

"so is your husband" they huffed locking their phone, laying it face down on the navy blue comforter, they didn't love clay but they didn't hate him either, kai didn't know their biological dad, but they fought with clay quite a bit

you tried your best to change the subject, but before you could get the question out kai cut you off, "did you ever have a girlfriend, mom? before dad and clay, of course" they asked, glancing in your direction. it's been a while since you've been asked that question.

"um- yeah. maybe when i was around thirteen, a little younger than you i'm sure" you spoke, the whole family knew about your sexuality, you liked girls, boys,  anything and everything in between. when you were in middle school, you thought you were bisexual, and even more so when you met a girl who absolutely rocked your entire world.

"what was her name?" kai continued to bombard you with questions, "that's not important." you replied when she broke up with you, it felt like your entire world had ended, she was the only source of happiness you had, but being from two different places and only meeting over the internet was difficult, and it really strained on your guy's relationship and she had met someone else and liked them better than she liked you and sent you a message that read, "things are weird between us now, and someone likes me and i like them too, sorry. i hope we can still be friends" you didn't stay friends, all communication cut off.

it hurt a lot, but life went on. if you stayed with her maybe you wouldn't be as happy as you are now, with two kids and a husband that loves you dearly. "it was great while it lasted" you smiled over at her. your eyes scanned kai's room, the l'manberg ( clay had given both sebastian and kai their own after telling them stories about the old minecraft server he used to run. ) and the pansexual flag hung side by side, kai was proud of who they were and you were almost more proud of their courage to come out to you back when they were confused and questioning.

"is there any particular reason you ask, love?" you asked, they never really asked questions like this, there no issues you were simply curious. "there's- there's this girl in my social studies class, and god mom, she's so pretty and nice" kai practically swooned, a cheesy smile etched on their face. they continued babbling on about this girl, you could tell how much kai liked her. "you're very loveable, i'm sure she feels the same" the compliment made the small on their face grow even bigger, you were boosting their confidence and you could tell.

"how about you and clay-" at the mention of his name they groaned, hands covering their face, "let me finish, he's good at picking out stuff like that, I, on the other hand, am not. plus, you two can bond and not have to deal with seb for like, a full day." you finished, kai perked up at the mention of not dealing with sebastian."fine, only because you're keeping the demon spawn."

you got up from the spot you were laying and reached for kai's hands, when they complied, you pulled them up to you, "now, let's go watch a movie together. as a family!" you were excited, kai clearly wasn't, but they'd get over it eventually. flipping the switch on their room's light, they headed down the stairs while you went to knock on sebastian's room door.

muffled words were heard through the door and you took that as an opportunity to walk in, the door, "hey." clay breathed out a tight-lipped smile present on his features, the conversation they were having was probably something stupid about how to hide porn on computers. you knew the many stories about how clay, sapnap, and george had watched shit like that together on their pcs years ago.

"kai and I are gonna pick a movie to watch, maybe some popcorn. care to join us?" your eyes glanced between the two of them. sebastian jumped up from his bed, nodding and squeezing between you and his door frame.

another sigh left clay as he stood up from where he was sitting as well, his arms wrapped around you, pulling you into him, "this kid has a porn addiction" he smiled against the nape of your neck, breathing in the smell of you. you chuckled running your nails along his shoulder blades, "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree" you smirked as he looked at you feigning offense. his hand came to his chest, he jokingly scoffed and stomped out of the room. you folling behind him.

overdramatic as usual, absolutely nothing new. the rest of the night you all spent together laughing at the movie and at each other. after two and a half movies, you all decided to call it a night. you made sure everything was turned off and made a mental note to wash the dishes in the morning.

peeking your head into kai and seb’s room, whispering ‘goodnight’ and ‘i love you’ and went to clay and you shared room.

the mattress was damn near calling your name at this point. clay was already on the bed, scrolling through his phone, most likely twitter, he still did the whole youtube thing. he had done a face reveal a few years before sebastian was born.

his fans loved you entire family, and requested vlogs pretty often, you had recorded a few times, but posted them on your youtube account rather than clay’s. you were very grateful for the support from them.

he looked up at the door, locking eyes with you, and a warm smile took over his face. he opened his arms for you, you reluctantly crawled into bed and snuggled up close to him.

“i enjoyed tonight” you mumbled truth be told, you didn’t hang out all together very often, kai didn’t like clay too much and sebastian was a too busy playing video games or watching porn on electronics that didn’t belong to him.

“me too, love. me too.”

#dream x reader #mcyt x reader #dreamwastaken x reader #dream x you #dreamsmp imagine #oneshot

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softer || irl!quackity x reader

. request:  Anything quackity related.. so him and you at the beginning of your relationship, and he acts similar to his online persona, always trying to be funny and loud, but then he progressively gets more and more softer and simpy if that makes sense ?

. i have some soft quackity headcannons but i decided to add on to them

see them here!

. pronouns: they/them

. when quackity first met you he really tried to impress you with his humour

. after all humour is attractive,, right?

“It was so obvious that this girl- she was following me from a short distance right, and her phone was like tilted towards me- so what i did was stared at her, pulled my phone out and did the same to them” “YOU DID NOT- she must be so embarrassed right now”

. of course you couldn’t help but laugh- that’s just an awkward situation but funny

. he tried to keep it up, after all, his goal was to make you smile

he saw your smile as the brightest thing ever to even exist. every time you smiled, and as cheesy as it sounded- it blinded him. he would do anything, dumb jokes, hurting himself, or making himself look like a fool just to see your smile

to him, your smile could cure any sickness or upset feelings, bringing light and butterflies to him, you have him wrapped around your pinky finger

. when you smile, it makes him smile and he’s just so entranced

. quackity, being the online persona he was, tried to keep that front up with you, so you would like him

. he also doesn’t do that typical f-boy typa jokes where they think it’s funny to close your laptop- he’s genuinely funny

. pls he just really likes you, he’s nervous to mess anything up with such a lovely person like you

. he would already be soft for you- just not when you’re around

“wait you’re helping y/n out? I thought you were busy preparing your own lore stream.” “yea but- karl i couldn’t say no okay” “you’re so whipped” “I am-” *y/n joins the vc* “y/n!!” “hi karl! hi quackity!”

. after you join he will quickly go back to his loud and joking self

. he knew he would have to let it go eventually, but he was scared you would think he was being creepy

. once he eventually confessed- or you (very probable) he was so so happy

. one thing you learned as you guys progressed as a couple was he was a huge softie

. you could even tell by the way he paused and eyes just gave you a look, where he is so obviously soft

“Babe- can you get that for me?” “Huh? Sorry I wasn’t paying attention”

He looks up at you, eyes automatically softening, body becomes more relaxed, ears attentive to your needs.

“You’re adorable- can you help me?” “Wha- I am not adorable, I am c u t e. There’s a difference- but of course.” “uh huh sure”

. he tries to continue to act tough but fails, you know him too well 

. he is thinking of you a majority of the time

“Hm, y/n might like this” “Where did y/n come from- they’re not even here”

. he would sometimes wake up before you and just admire you- he could not believe you were dating him

Rubbing your eyes, the light slowly seeps into your eyes, clearing the view around you. You turned slightly, noticing your boyfriend awake besides you.

“well good morning to you too” “good morning”

He shifts forward to kiss your head, going back to just staring at you lovingly with a smile.

“It’s early- why are you staring at me” “You’re just so stunning,-” “I do not- my bed head is awful” “Say whatever you want mi amor, you will always be gorgeous to me”

. you can tell by the way his tone quiets down and softens, the way he drops everything for you

“Quackityyy I- oh sorry you’re streaming.” “Hm? One second chat, I’ll be right back. Did you need something love?” “Oh no, it’s fine, I can ask later, you’re busy.”

He gestures you over to him, grabbing your hand and pulling you into his lap. Pressing a soft kisses to your forehead, he motions you to speak.

“I will always be available for you, streaming or not.” “You’re whipped.” “Maybe, but only for you.”

an: is this short,,, sorry my brain is jumbled but its around 700 words! enjoy!

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why is dream saying that he’s a millionaire hot 🤨🤨 get me outta here

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my little meow meow

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it is he 

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heres a bunch of pics of george i got from the new videos

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I feel like Tommy’s vlog videos (the one on his main and the one on his second account) showed a while other side of George, not necessarily how he acts as a person but how he acts with other people in real life. Maybe this is just me thinking this but idk

i think he was really being himself n it was so nice to see!! not that he isn’t normally, but we only ever see him interact with people over a call so you’re right it was a new side to him in a way

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please please please please george looks so good. my brain melted.

i did too bestie, he’s so pretty

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georgenotfound

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fruit punch and apples with pb

pairing : irl!karl x gn!reader (pronouns not specified but the word mama used)

warnings : none

word count : 0.5k

a/n: idk what this is tbh

“Mama!” Daphne called to you from her place in the living room watching the Mickey mouse clubhouse on tv. You left your spot in the kitchen to go see what your baby needed.

“What’s up love bug?” you questioned walking over to where she sat on the couch eating her apples with peanut butter. “More peas.” She lifted the bowl towards you there only being a little bit of leftover peanut butter.

You took it from her with a shake of your head before going to the kitchen to cut up a few more apples for your munchkin. “You want orange pineapple or fruit punch babe?”

“Foot punch!” She replied excitedly, still watching the tv. You grabbed a small fruit punch from the fridge before placing a single cube of ice in her sippy cup and then pouring the rest.

As you cut up some more apple slices you heard the front door open and in walked your loving fiancé. He’d been out with some friends for a little while not wanting to be gone from the two of you for too long.

“Daddy!” Daphne yelled after the door had closed and you were sure she had thrown herself onto Will. “Hi peanut.” Wilbur greeted. You were always secretly just a bit jealous of how much more Daphy preferred your fiancé over you.

But you tried to not let it get to you since she was only three and couldn’t really choose favorites since she didn’t really even know what choosing favorites was.

“And there’s little miss mama bear.” Wilbur laughed, making his way over to you, his hands wrapping around your waist, his head leaning down to press kisses on the side of your head.

“missed you.” you smiled biting your lip softly as you placed the four bit larger apple slices back in the bowl your daughter handed you. “did you have fun?” you asked him.

Reaching for the peanut butter with the spoon still in it from earlier.

“s’was cool i guess just wanted to come home soon as possible.” he sighed rocking the two of you back and forth slowly. “don’t know why you didn’t just tell ‘em no.” you mumbled, taking a few dollops of peanut butter and putting it in the bowl.

“I would have but then it would’ve been some shit about this and that so.” His head rested atop of yours closing his eyes for a moment.

“We still have a daughter you know.” You whispered after a few beats of silence Mickey being heard in the background Daphne getting a bit restless on the couch.

“she’ll be fin-.”

As if on cue the three year old made her presence known wondering what was taking so long. “Mama? Foot punch, peabutter?” She tugged on your pant leg looking between the two of you.

“Here ya go bug.” You closed the sippy cup lid tightly before handing both the cup and plastic bowl to her. “Tank you mama!” And with that she was off going back to her show.

“I miss when it was just us.” Will joked moving his head to your shoulder faking a cry. “You were complaining about it being too quiet when it was just us now you wish it was back to the way it was?”

A laugh left your lips as your fiancé began to shake his head.

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"He ran his hands over her pale skin"

"She blushed turning bright red"

Me who is no where near pale:

Please tell me you know what x reader is?

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COLLAB

a collaboration fic between, -gayming ( on wattpad ) and i will be released soon on wattpad & tumblr, but we both are indecisive and can’t pick who to write it about.  here’s a poll to help us choose. 

“half a man”, “deja vu”, and “forever” are angsty, while “cottagecore girlfriend” is platonic, and “fuck you” is more romantic 

#dreamwastaken fanfic #nihachu fanfiction #georgenotfound fanfic #punz fanfiction #sapnap fanfic #mcyt fanfiction

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feeling so alone and sad /hj

little spoon

pairing: quackity x reader

pronouns: gender neutral

description: you’re not the little spoon for a change

you felt him shift uncomfortably once again beside you. this was about the fourth time in the last five minutes and it was starting to concern you. you looked to your said, turning round slightly so you could glance at him without disturbing him. his arms were wrapped lowly around your waist, his face pressed against your side, you couldn’t help but smile.

but he shifted again. you bit the inside of your cheek as you watched his eyebrows furrow in his sleep. you contemplated what to do.

“alex,” you softly whispered, bringing your hand up to his cheek and tracing his jawline with your thumb. he stirred slightly, a sign that he wasn’t fully asleep yet.

“alex,” you said again in a gentler tone, moving lower down the bed so you were at his level. you faced him. “baby, are you okay?”

he mumbled something long and incoherent. it was a long day for him, all his energy was so drained out of him he couldn’t even form proper words.

“are you feeling uncomfortable?” you questioned, hoping that you would get some sort of clear answer. you assumed so since he had be shifting so much in his position. he mumbled again and you only sighed.

without any other thought, you slowly and carefully removed the grasp that quackity had around your waist, allowing you to fully turn yourself on your side. a small, subconscious whine escaped escaped his lips from the lack of contact.

“i know, baby,” you muttered. “i need you to turn over for me though,”

surprisingly, he listened to your instructions, he was now laying in the same direction as you on his side.

you smiled, your hands being brought up to his torso and wrapping around it. you pulled him close to your chest as your face buried in the back of his neck, his black hair tickled your face. this time you heard him hum with happiness. it made your heart sing.

“better?” you asked, whispering into his ear. he gave a sleepy half smile, the moonlight peeking through the curtains enhanced every feature of his face.

he didn’t respond, only nodded, and that was all the confirmation you needed. he just wanted to be cuddled.

“i love you,” you finally murmured into his ear, pressing a small kiss to back of his neck, since that’s all you had access to right now, allowing those three sweet words being the last things he heard before drifting back off again.

then, under his breath, in the smallest, almost inaudible tone

“love you more,”

he didn’t shift once again that night.

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