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jaces-mangoes · 15 hours
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the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary
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jaces-mangoes · 15 hours
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judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"
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jaces-mangoes · 6 days
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youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??
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jaces-mangoes · 9 days
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wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal
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jaces-mangoes · 13 days
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merry ides of march
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jaces-mangoes · 26 days
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jaces-mangoes · 26 days
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have we tried substance abuse my liege
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jaces-mangoes · 26 days
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I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference
and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”
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jaces-mangoes · 26 days
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Happiness Will Come To You.
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jaces-mangoes · 1 month
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Once upon a time…
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jaces-mangoes · 1 month
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thinking about this again
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jaces-mangoes · 1 month
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'Revenge is bad' to YOU. i love when a character destroys everyone who wronged them. i love when they get to bite and maim and tear and rip and scratch and kill. Sorry ur catholic about it but i'm different
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jaces-mangoes · 1 month
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hozier (2014) being hozier’s debut album is fucking nuts like… take me to church?? from eden?? work song?? like real people do?? it will come back?? foreigner’s god?? cherry wine?? SEDATED?? what the fuck??
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jaces-mangoes · 1 month
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jaces-mangoes · 2 months
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my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”
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jaces-mangoes · 2 months
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jaces-mangoes · 2 months
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brb gotta to go splash water on my face in the mens bathroom and look haggardly at myself in the mirror
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