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shoutout to the "foolproof" bread recipe I fucked up entirely for inspiring this
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still amazes me that by season 45 or whatever, Supernatural was being exclusively watched by delusionally hopeful women with flamingo-salinity tolerance for bad writing and the creators still couldn’t pander to them because maybe there was 1 straight guy out there still accidentally watching it
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In love with this
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if i were dating you. well, heh. let’s just say horses wouldn’t be called ‘horses’ anymore.
hey what the fuck does this mean
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j-mysticalien · 12 hours
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Ilia fucking Malinin’s world record breaking free skate
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holy shit i just learned something beautiful
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j-mysticalien · 12 hours
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“if fortnite is so good, why haven’t they made fivenite?”
they already did it’s at freddys
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j-mysticalien · 12 hours
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the goldfinches a5re turning yellow again fuck yessss
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I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground
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Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this
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guys i am fucking crying i got an old copy of pilgrims progress from a used booksale and i just opened it and there's a handwritten dedication to a girl from her grandfather from christmas 1888 and she put a little fucking drawing in the back and im sitting on my bed losing my fucking mind over a hundred years ago a grandpa gave this book to "miss maggie" and she loved it and it's lasted a century and im holding it right now
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steddie lotr 😍😍😍
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