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Do you need groceries Dami I can get them for you
Let me pay for the groceries
we've been over this, the answer is no. now go the fuck to sleep or so help me god i will materialize in your house
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Don't make me fight you miss "what's that" @ the Russian flag
UH OH! RED ALERT! USED THE WRONG WORD IN GROUPCHAT
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I’m a fish
Blub blub
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Get outta here Meg you need your sleep
shout out to my best friend
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Wait wait wait wait wait. I vaguely headcanon Luthien to have some bird traits when it amuses me, but I never thought this out to its reasonable conclusion:
Bird courtship rituals.
She dances for fun, but once she meets Beren and goes "mine" she starts doing very showy elaborate routines. Backflips and stuff. Beren is impressed, but she's very pouty when she realized he doesn't Get It.
Love songs. She will serenade him for as long as he can possibly stand it. She isn't a great songwriter but she figures that compliments set to music are good enough. This makes Beren go very blushy, so she counts it as a success.
Gifts! She starts giving him a bunch of stuff. Since of it is useful (food), some of it is pretty (flowers), some of it is just. Shiny. He doesn't Get This either, but their house does end up with a lot of suncatcher-y things and the like.
She starts wearing a whole bunch of colors basically overnight, and Beren goes ??? This doesn't last long, since she doesn't particularly like it, but she never totally goes back to plain blue dresses.
She (near single-handedly) builds their house. She wanted to do it all by herself, on principle, but Beren put his foot down when he saw how elaborate her plans were.
(Expanding on this: Menegroth was Melian's House for Thingol. She saw him and was like "~Nothing but the best for my love! OvO" and magically rearranged her Domain to have a thousand gorgeous open caves with all the resources that could be needed and precious stones and the rarest flowers.)
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Found this on reddit, thought of Crablor, and laughed so hard I cried
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Tell her to print out tiny kenobi faces and glue them on
my sister forgot to study for her history exam on rise of christianity because she was too busy replacing jesus with obi wan kenobi
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R. Wright, “God Gave The Desert Too Many Teeth” | Maria Ines Gul, “A Girl and a Ghost” | Giana Angelillo | Keaton St. James, “BLACKLUNG” | Jana Heidersdorf, “Making a Demon” | Laurie Halse Anderson | Angela Deane, “Reflection/Reflection” | Sue Grafton, “M Is For Murder” | Nona Limmen | a softer world
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Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch. For I was there when it was written
@silvercrownedgift is from Nebraska​
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I know you don't and that's exactly why it's so shameful 💙
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Oho tea and-
Oh wait
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@silvercrownedgift is from
Britain
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I could say something meaner
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Corn
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wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes
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Conversation
Irmo: Are you a night person, or a morning person?
Namo: Night
Nienna: Morning
Irmo, pausing: Oh but I tho-
Nienna: With a "U"
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Y’know in a game like ‘Who is Most Likely To’ it’s remarkably easy to win when you’re ace. 
“Who’s most likely to have sex in public?” Lmao well we know it isn’t me
“Who’s most likely to sleep with someone else's partner?” Not meee
Though I did get called out pretty hard with the “Who is most likely to buy dino nuggets” but in my defense they’re so worth it 
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