i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
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"This story is a tragedy because it didn't have to end this way."
vs
"This story is a tragedy because it was always going to end this way."
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Im curious.
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they should start doing themed airports, you can't make airports any stranger so why not make them themed, like a haunted house themed airport, or a pirates cove airport
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Me: I hate gossip
Also me:
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taylor swift fans are so scary it's like i'm in the truman show. watching taylor swift fans talk about how she soo gets neurospicy mental illness grippy sock vacation is exactly how truman felt when his wife started advertising coffee or something to nobody in particular
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i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that
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Really like the way this one came out 👹✨
(See them all here: https://www.furrypuppet.com/blog/custom-puppet-designs/ )
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My boyfriend's professor doesn't believe I exist, so I sent this email
And his professor responded with this
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snoopy of the day
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happy 5 year anniversary of phil dying to That baby zombie in hardcore to all who observe x
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a couple years back i made a post about life advice and one of the tips i gave was 'cheat at solitaire if you want to', and i've been thinking of that since.
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It’s spring!
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