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italianraviolos · 15 days
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italianraviolos · 2 months
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THOUGHTS I HAD DURING MY MANY RE-WATCHES OF HAZBIN HOTEL & HELLUVA BOSS
Why Vivziepop has an obsession for top hats? No hate, I love the design, just have seen lots of hats
I love that vaggie is the toughest of them all, but she dresses so preppy
Adam gives the same vibe of Andrew Tate (my red flag is that I would Adam anyway)
Charlie deserves the world
I'm afraid that huskerdust could become a bromance (I know it's canon, but I'm scared anyway) I hope we will see more of them in the second season
Vox gives the same vibe of a friend of mine
I hate Val, but his VA did an incredible work, to me he sounds really natural
Alastor has a Karen haircut
The girls who fancy Alastor, are the same who fancy Dr. Thredson from AHS
Emily deserves more credit
I don't like Lilith
I like to think the Vs are all in a poly relationship with eachother
Sir Pentious is the coolest dude (would)
I don't know how to feel about Nyfti
The Italian VA is done so amazingly I prefer it to the English version, I love the original, but this time, Italians did the best
If you watch it while high (I'm not suggesting anything and I discourage any sort of consumption) the soft music as a very low soundtrack in every scene is so silly I love it
For the Italians: Val ed Enzo Miccio sono la stessa persona
Rdj and Vox are the same person
It breaks me that Alastor claims he has to go to the tailor meanwhile he always went around with a worn out jacket
Alastor announcing a podcast is like those old TV stars opening their podcast (I can only find Italian examples, so for my people: come il poretcast)
Stolas such a himbo I LOVE HIM (he's so me I can't)
Kid Stolas is soooo lovely, so squishy I wanna hug him
I love that there are a lot of correlations between Carmilla Carmine and Vaggie
Carmilla Carmine is one of those mothers who make videos of themselves with montages of tiger and lions defending their kids
Blitzø smash
I love that both Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel have such display of healthy relationships and relationships that grow through time, like vaggie and Charlie, Fizzarolli and Asmodeus, Moxxie and Millie, also the dynamics of Father and daughter
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italianraviolos · 3 months
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I just want them to be happy together 💕
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italianraviolos · 5 months
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hello,
I hope I am not bothering you... but I would like to ask if you are still taking requests for Crowley.
Yes I am.
Tell me anything you'd like to read
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italianraviolos · 1 year
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TUMBLR TAKE NOTES
Tumblr really should have a "read later" button because I always save fanfics links in my notes (to read them when I'm in the mood and not running after a bus or sth), and I'm sorry that the authors can't see me doing that. And it happened a few times that someone deleted a post and I was like "maybe the author was waiting for comment :c". I wanna make them happy for their work and I feel awkward everytime I make a comment with "I'm gonna read it this evening!!!"
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italianraviolos · 1 year
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They're the only I would get down on my knees for
the only holy trinity I know is Pedro, Diego and Oscar
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italianraviolos · 1 year
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Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
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italianraviolos · 1 year
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I DROP THIS HERE ⬇️
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THIS IS EVERYONE'S
✨ BI-PANIC ✨
AFTER WATCHING BLACK PANTHER WAKANDA FOREVER
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italianraviolos · 2 years
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The cringe I feel as an Italian whenever I see a Luca Cangretta fanfic with Italian phrases ...
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italianraviolos · 2 years
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Since 2015
My child is fine. No your child is reading smut of fictional characters on the public transportation to work
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italianraviolos · 2 years
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If requests are still open, may I please have Aziraphale and Crowley headcannons of them taking care of their s/o with really bad sunburn?
Please and thank you! ☺️
Aaaaaaaaaaa you really got me in the perfect time, cause I'm actually on vacation with my friends in Italy (where we live by the way) at the beach everyday in Apulia, so...
I've experienced myself a BAD SUNBURN.
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You, Crowley and Aziraphale were programming your next holidays, and when you mentioned Italy, they remembered they're time in Rome and it was done, from that moment you couldn't propose anything else
You chose to go for a tour in the Italian cities
Everything went perfectly well, good food, good wine, good environment and everything
Until you arrived to Apulia
Precisely "Punta Prosciutto"
The water was so clean, it seemed to bath in a swimming pool, and sun was so warm, caressing your skin while you were bathing in the sea
Everything was so romantic...
Until you went back to your hotel room and found your skin to be the same colour as Crowley's hair
Every little move was extremely hurtful, you laid on the bed of the room trying to cool yourself a bit, but the heat seemed to only rise more and more
When Crowley and Aziraphale saw you in that state the reactions they had were different but both loving in their on way
Aziraphale hurriedly run to wet a towel to cool you down
Crowley on the other hand was laughing at the situation and trying to make you laugh with stupid jokes
They agreed on you and Crowley staying at the hotel while aziraphale would go around the city to find a remedy
When I came back an half an hour later with an ointment called "prep" you were on the bed with Crowley who was pressing cold towels on your back
The night ended with them spreading "prep" on your back instead of going out
At least it was the the night you laughed the most
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italianraviolos · 2 years
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¡HELP!
Hi Daniel brühl fandom, especially those who are simping for Laszlo Kreizler.
Ages ago, I read a ff about Laszlo falling in love with one of is patients.
I remember the plot, it was the story of a women who's Sara's friend and she suggests her to go to Laszlo due to her problems.
She suffers from panic and anxiety attacks and Laszlo tries to cure her, and one night tries to cure her in a different way (coff* smut *coff) and after that he invites her to the opera but a few misunderstandings happen about a letter (I don't remember what happens) and so she goes but Sara gives her a knife as a defence.
They come back at Laszlo's house after the opera and she feels threatened during a particular situation of sexual tension, so she takes out the knife and then ✨smut✨ again.
IF ANYONE KNOWS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT PLEASE TELL MEEEEE
Thank you✨
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italianraviolos · 2 years
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ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.
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italianraviolos · 2 years
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Anyway, to initiate you all to the Italian dilfs, I want to share to you all a tiktok I found...
Enjoy
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italianraviolos · 2 years
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hey!! how are you doing? do you have some donnie donowitz hcs? whatever you feel like to, really <3
HELLOOOOOOOOOO
here we goooooo
He's the kind of guy who would try to protect you
At the beginning...
but as soon as you show him you're as badass as him he acts all proud
Picture this⬇️
You were about to start cutting off the first scalp when a nazi-soldier tried to strangle you from behind
You kicked his knee making him scream from the pain, he fell to the ground, you turned around and hit his temple with your gun's butt. All his body this time fell to the ground and with coldness you killed the nazi
While all this was happening he was like
"That's my wife!"
Dreamy eyes
Definitely jealous of everyone
Maybe the only one he trust enough to leave you alone with is Aldo
No one else's allowed
Until you two fight about that and he understands that you are no type to be locked down
You two at the beginning of the relationship fight a lot
Due to your different conception of relationship and due to being two strong individuals who both want to dominate
I feel like he would try to impose himself and his ideas on the topic of relationships
But soon as he realises that he might loose you due to his "bad behaviour" he does his best to change
So you two come to a compromise
You try to understand him and he tries to think before acting
In bed I believe he will be at beginning a bit rough, maybe even rude
Not because he dislikes you or doesn't love you, but because you are his first important relationship and he doesn't know how to do things properly
He's always been with prostitutes or girls who weren't particularly important in his life, so he's always been a bit rough, thinking a woman would like that instead of listening to them
With you he does the same, but you're not willing to let him do you badly
So after the first two or three times you talk to him, telling him that you might try another way
You open a new world to him
You become more and more import everyday
He feels comfortable enough with you to ask you about stuff he would never thought he would have had to know
He starts to listen to your words and your body and takes note about what you like and dislike
It's the first relationship he can assure he's really in love
He would die for you
He would live for you
Either way, what a bless
(for who recognised it: I love you)
SOOOOOOORRY FOR THE WAITING, SCHOOL'S HATES ME
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italianraviolos · 2 years
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THINGS I'D LIKE TO DO WITH MY FAVOURITE MEN (MY HOLY TRINITY)
no smut this time, just pure thoughts
DANCING WITH PEDRO PASCAL
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Look at this man... Just good vibes only.
It may be because I know he worked as a "boy image" in a club in Madrid (I think this information is correct but I hadn't the time to check it) , or the fact that he's an Aries, but...
He's the kind of friend I'd want to bring to clubs, get drunk with and dance all night long.
Have you ever seen "Friends" the TV series?
There's this scene of Monica and her brother Ross dancing together.
Their dance is so cringe and so funny that I'd want to have someone to dance like this with too.
Can you imagine dance with him, drunk, on the dance floor, Jennifer Lopez's music...
A dream...
P.S.
PEDRO PASCAL IF YOU EVER READ THIS (I RECENTLY ACKNOWLEDGED YOU HAVE A SECRET TUMBLR ACCOUNT HERE) PLEASE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO DANCE TOGETHER
ACTING IN A PLAY WITH TOM HIDDLESTON
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Ok... Story time.
I love cinema and I'm passionate about it, but I also love theatre.
I even took a drama class at my school and another one privately for little while, before COVID decided to come and ruin my adolescence.
Now, I hadn't had the pleasure to see him on stage, I saw him on screen, in movies, and a few pieces of some of his plays.
I mean, how could anyone act badly with him on stage?
Even I could perform an "Oscar performance" while acting with him...
I mean, his so expressive while acting that it seems totally real... It would come natural to anyone answer like something real.
Sometimes theatre tend to exaggerate things, in order to get the audience to understand what is going on, but he has the ability to be extremely communicative without removing reality from the performance.
I love it.
"TECHNO-TOUR" IN BERLIN WITH DANIEL BRÜHL
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Going for a "Techno tour" in Berlin.
Have you seen him dancing in TFATWS?
Do I need to say anything else?...
I know Berlin has a long story of techno music and the clubs there are amazing.
What could be better then a tour of the best clubs of Berlin?
I mean... He would be my pass to the Bergahin...
Even Sven would love him...
Like Lady Gaga would say:
"no sleep 👏 bus 👏 club 👏 nother club 👏nother club 👏 nother club 👏 plane 👏 next place 👏 no sleep 👏 nother club 👏 nother club 👏 nother club 👏 nother club👏 nother club 👏 nother club 👏 nother club 👏 nother club"
Then KitKat, then Kater Blau and on and on until we are destroyed.
Just amazing.
(and remember, in Berlin vodka e, stands for vodka and ecstasy, not vodka and energy drink👍)
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