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thank you ibuprofen my best friend ibuprofen

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realizing that i used to make double my current salary as a math tutor in high school

#did not appreciate that sweet sweet hourly wage enough as a wee teenager #not that i took advantage of it bc like i only worked a couple hours a week #but still! wild #wish that were me now aldkskgkekh

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accidentally gender affirmed by the homophobic guy harassing us on the subway algkakgkkdhk

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the way that i haven’t even started data collection for my thesis but i’m literally already planning out meals i wanna cook when i get home

#alfkskgkldg #totally fine and normal priorities right here

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ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

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why is trying to make a new friend so embarrassing. hi. me again. asking for your attention once more even though i am literally just some random person to you. it's because i want to be not just a random person to you. please understand

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Unmute !

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genuinely one of the worst things that’s happened to television in the last few years (exacerbated by streaming services) is death of Filler. going from 20 episodes to 8 because “we didn’t really need that episode where the main characters went to the beach right? it had no long lasting effect” but we DID!!! we needed to see how they act without the Big Bad Plot and to establish the dynamics between the characters and lay in the sun (do they forget sunscreen? how do they react to a thieving seagull? do they get buried in the sand or do they do the burying?). the plot isn’t everything. the action doesn’t hit as hard without the quiet moments. give us character development and our little scenes back

#literally!!! #tv is now just longer movies #with more intermissions #i miss you filler episodes i miss you silly little monsters of the week

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i want to smoke crack with her

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imagine you make microwave popcorn and by wild chance every single kernel has the same exact popping point and after like a minute in the microwave the bag instantly fills up with a single earsplitting gunshot noise would that be fucked up or what

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god i’m gonna miss this supercuts so much when i graduate like it’s actually kind of amazing? literally nobody who works there is cis or straight and they didn’t even have to ask before they/them-ing me alfkdkakg

#also like they give actually good haircuts too #and they go all out on the halloween decorations??? #literally the perfect establishment

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everyone needs to stop doing fan edits trying to recreate the theatrical cut and updating the special effects and find the 03 Chilean cut immediately

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it’s the day again ♥️

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it’s so evil when you KNOW a character is bisexual but the writers don’t. cmon guys get it together

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black cat eating a whole rotisserie chicken while Mamma Mia by ABBA plays in the background

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things people have done to help me during a psychoses episode

i was on the buss and i hallucinated bugs crawling all over my hands, so my friend pulled my hoodie sleeves over them with permission and held my hands through the sleeves to "keep them off". they used the logic you would in a real bug situation.

i went nonverbal in a bad one in class, so my friend wrote me a note to give to the nurse since the teacher wouldn't let her go with me.

i often am very paranoid about the delusion that meat is actually rotten, so my dad will sometimes eat a bit of it before me

instead of telling me my delusions arent real, they help me through it using logic like it was real. they dont tell me that nothings going to hurt me in my sleep, they stay with me to keep me safe. then when it passes i can realize its not real