i need the worlds easiest job and i need it to pay me $100,000 a year
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I know Chim probably doesn't care about his birthday, but I hope he finds a soul that tastes like red velvet cake today. And all the goodies/alcohol he wants lol 🎂🍻🎁🎉🎉
He'd pause and look over at them, past the rather large burrito that was in his grasp. He'd then roll his eyes, exhausted and annoyed by their well wishes, as if the kind gesturw had interupted and ruined his lunch. He'd simply grunt through a tight line mouth and knit brows before he continued to devour his hefty burrito.
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Save a horse, ride a cowboy…
Pedro-ification of Webslinger based off Anka’s tweet:
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Froggy Mug // Happy Lil Bear
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Frog Plushies // Pond HQ on Etsy
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Chicken Lo Mein (Restaurant Style Without A Wok)
This chicken lo mein recipe yields juicy chicken, crisp peppers, tender napa cabbage, and thick, chewy noodles tossed in a rich savory brown sauce.
Recipe => https://omnivorescookbook.com/chicken-lo-mein/
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I want to be gentle and kind but im so fucking angry and intense all my edges are sharp
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Real talk why does social interaction feel like you’re trying to get a good grade in being a person
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No-Bake Oreo Cheesecake
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@wdtajn week 1: memes/comedy ✨
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When women in horror wield chainsaws. That’s strap imagery.
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I've given up on saving money.
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