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patience is such a compelling dynamic in relationships sorryyy it’s the peak of romance to me

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brown sugar and cinnamon are lesbian married

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do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.

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"I've been thinking about" something I've thought of for 5 seconds

"it just occurred to me" this has been bugging me for 11 years.

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not if i doom the narrative first.

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how lucky we are to live in a world where tiramisu exists

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not people thinking they can escape heartache. avoiding it at all cost is itself a form of it

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#oh nice #what if i cried #fave

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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

#LMAO

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This meeting could have been a fresh autumn pear

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Eid Mubarak, I love you all, may we witness a free Palestine within our lifetimes inshallah

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yo ceaseless watcher are you seeing this shit

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the person reading this is going to survive the rough patch they’re going through

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sorry i threatened to eat you i was trying to flirt

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There's a scary guy called the Not Right Now Man who saps your motivation to do tasks and he appears when you say his name

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reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too