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headcannon that when neil feels comfortable enough to drink infront of the foxes its in the dorms, and drinking makes him more relaxed and open to talk more, so when he starts talking with a british lit to his voice everyone just kinda stares at him while he is passionately ranting about stingrays and the reasons why he thinks unicorns are real.

the foxes all start talking to him about random stuff just to here neil progressively get more and more british to the point where he's practically yelling at a half passed out kevin about how much jean is better than him and insulting him in british so hard that kevin is just dramatically half sobbing on the couch just saying "I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR SAYING NEIL STOP CALLING ME A MINGER BITCH PLEASE-"

-edit- somone said that kevin would get more irish when hes drunk to a point where no one understands him so picture both of them drunk out of there minds hurling insults at eachother and neither of them knowing what the fuck the other is saying.

"YOUR A FUCKIN HUAIR ARSE HOLE NATE."

"DID YOU JUST CALL ME A WHORE? SUCK A FUCKING COCK YOU BASTERD"

"FUCK- FUCK YOU FUCKIN GOBSHITE."

"OH BUGGER OFF FUCKING PRICK"

"I AM NOT A BUG GO TO HELL."

"DAFT COW"

"I AM NOT FAT STUPID BASSA"

"IM NOT A FISH."

this was like a quiz in the insults i know from diffrent places and i think i failed

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wymack when neil gets close to an exy reporter

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Dan: What do rainbows mean to you? Nicky: Gay rights. Andrew: There's money. Renee: The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood. Aaron: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.

#dan wilds #nicky hemmick #aaron minyard #andrew minyard #renee walker #the monsters #the twinyards #the foxes #aftg #all for the game #all for the gay #incorrect aftg

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You are all I’ve ever wanted

#RENISON #MY BELOVED #renee walker #allison reynolds #theyre both so pretty #and op is hella talented #aftg art #literally obsessed with this #not mine

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Erik: You spent all our money on THIS??

Nicky, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

#no exactly i would do the same thing #nicky hemmick #erik klose #erik x nicky #do they have a ship name??????? #incorrect aftg #aftg #all for the game #all for the gay #mine

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Hi! My name is Ophelia, my pronouns are She/They and I’m just another person that loves AFTG! This blog is a safe space for everyone EXCEPT racists, homophobes, proshippers, transphobes, ableists, pedophiles, etc etc.

Feel free to send in asks or submissions at any time I love to interact with you all!!

#just a quick intro post since I havent done it yet #ill probably make it look nicer and add on later but this should do for now :)

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I have 247 books on my tbr list but yk what? I’m going to reread aftg

#i have covid and my head hurts like a bitch so i cant read but i CAN listen to the audiobook #its been like 6 months since my last reread i miss my children #ophelia types #aftg

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Andrew about Aaron’s mom: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter.

#andrew minyard #aaron minyard #the twinyards #incorrect aftg #aftg #all for the game #all for the gay #mine

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aftg hc of the day: imagine the stupid things written on the calendar in the lounge. dan and renee redecorate the whiteboard calendar every month and add birthdays and games, but then the second the others get their hands on any of the multitude of colored markers, it all goes to hell. some of the games get erased and changed with things like 'we're fucked' or 'get rekt mfs' and various other comments. names for birthdays usually end up as asshole, dickhead, dumbass, etc. and wymack never even tries stopping them, he just reads it and sighs then goes back to whatever the hell he was doing. they do many stupid doodles and sometimes end up filling the whole thing with back and forth insults or stupid jokes

#this #i love this so freaking much #just imagining the sheer chaos on that board #aftg hc #not mine #the foxes

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Nicky: I dare you- Andrew: Neil is not allowed to accept dares anymore. Nicky: Why not? Neil: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

#nicky hemmick #andrew minyard #neil josten #andreil #incorrect aftg #aftg #all for the game #all for the gay #mine

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how do you think the conversation between andrew and renee went where he told her he liked neil and he wanted her to talk to him for him💀

andrew: I hate neil. I hate that he makes me feel like this. He’s such an idiot. Don’t you think he should know anything by now? hes been on the run for 10 years and he never picked up any helpful skills. God hes the worst. His eyes are so pretty. id kill somebody for him. I hate him though.

renee: do you want me to talk to him for you?

andrew: yea but he’s really stupid so you’re going to have to spell it out for him.

renee: i don’t think-

andrew: no i’m serious he will not understand if you don’t feed him every detail.

#not mine #im pretty sure this is exactly it #renee walker #andrew minyard #andreil #the fact that neil literally didnt know he was being flirted with until andrew said 'doesnt mean i wouldnt still blow you' #is SO fucking funny to me

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renee: so andrew is gay-

neil: Oh with kevin?

renee: n-

neil: I thought he liked you

renee:n-

neil: so he’s dating roland?

renee:n-

neil: does wymack know?

renee:y-

neil: Why are you telling me this? What does this have to do with me

renee: NEIL HE LIKES YOU.

neil: n-

#this is literally exactly how the scene went #aftg #not mine #andreil #andrew minyard #neil josten #renee walker

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Andrew: So, Neil is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Renee: Why? Andrew: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row. Neil, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

#matt cheering neil on in the background #neil josten #andrew minyard #renee walker #incorrect aftg #aftg #all for the game #all for the gay #mine

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Nicky: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Andrew? Andrew: No. Nicky: I think I speak for Andrew when I say it sounds really super.

#the cousins #aftg #incorrect aftg #all for the game #all for the gay #nicky hemmick #andrew minyard #mine

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Seth: Neil! Open up! Neil: Well, it all started when I was a kid... Aaron: No, he meant- Matt: Let him finish.

#this quote ft supportive bestie!Matt #matt boyd #neil josten #seth gordon #aaron minyard #incorrect aftg #all for the gay #all for the game #mine

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Dan: I think we're missing something. Nicky: Teamwork? Kevin: Cohesion? Allison: A general sense of what we’re doing?

#kevin day #nicky hemmick #dan wilds #allison reynolds #aftg #all for the game #all for the gay #incorrect aftg #the foxes #mine

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Matt: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people? Renee: Plane tickets? Allison: Concert tickets? Dan: Prostitution? Matt, holding his broken frames: Glasses.

#he wears glasses right #he does now #dan wilds #matt boyd #renee walker #allison reynolds #aftg #all for the game #all for the gay #incorrect aftg