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posting this to everyone on tumblr can see it too

#dan irl #i cant stop fucking laughing at this

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they havent done another ditl yet because itd be impossible without them showing off the phouse and being even more sickenly domestic than normal but with the help of you my psionic warriors we can make it real

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they’re pretending like we’re twisting their arm (the one arm they share) to do a phouse reveal because they can’t fucking admit that they WANT to do it without three levels of irony. sucks that you’re parasocial with us now deal with it losers!!!!!

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it's so good, it's so good

#dnp

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i forgot about the fact that dan used to be a LOST wiki editor and also that he was a part of the competitive DDR community and he has the audacity to call phil the loser

#theyre both just nerds

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hoping for a closer inspection of this gay little wall hanging in a future corner of the phouse reveal

#dnp #i wonder if phil had to convince dan to put this on the wall or if the fact that this was a raccoon won him over already

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dan got jealous of the attention from phil’s eating glue adventure so decided to include lavender oil (not safe to eat) and food grade glitter (not super safe to eat) and small dragons (not recommended to eat)

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i keep seeing like contrasting posts like some of y'all going oh they're not beating the swinger allegations but then Many more going LMAOOO they're trying SO HARD to convince us they're swingers dans jealous ass could never

so .

i personally don't think they are coz dan gets soooo jealous when phil jokes about other people like the builders n the girl in prague n shit

#prev😭😭

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Look at my sommelier... I'm going to France jail

#dan howell #fan art

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i can’t contain myself dan really can’t let phil be sad for a second. he took the mixer from phil when phil wasn’t getting it right and did it for him, he immediately got up to empty phil’s glass when he forgot to add the grenadine, he brought phil a new glass after phil lamented that his drink looked like soup and even directed phil on getting the proportions right??? the spirit of competition is lost on this love-blinded man

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their minds went completely different ways

#dnp

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Omfg they’re edging us

#dnp

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“it’s slightly dan…”

“…which means it tastes a bit like a grandma-y musk”

#😭😭😭 #dnp #still can't believe he added massage oil to his drink

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My writing abilities when I have an entire free day: twelve words. Take it or leave it

My writing abilities when I have to be somewhere in fifteen minutes: I got six thousand more in the pocket