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it used to be 2007 you know

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they call me byecurious yhe way im always a little interested in leaving👋

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just saw some loser who had their car wipers on too fast when it was only light rain. Me and the fellow drivers pointed and laughed at him

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#i get 1 famous singer songwriter from the early 20th century. #some real let me so those dirty ankles shit #some metaphors for sex so colloquial youd think he was just being serious #WAITT #edit #i see now this says STATE #mf we got some of the most famous people of all time id at least get like half a dozen really good basic ppl #id still kms but at least i wouldnt go Insane

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i mount and dew her till she baja blasts

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Forgetful Joker recent search history:

Scars on face

Who is batman

Whats funny

Who is bat man

$100,000

Lunch in gotham

Where do i live

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im not a very patriotic woman but i nonetheless whole-heartedly support every drive-through employee’s constitutional right to be blazed out of their fuckin gourd

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basically the whole bible happens to me daily

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#the visiterrrrrrrrrrr

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was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing

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GODZILLA VS. HEDORAH

dir. Yoshimitsu Banno

#reblogging for posterity i love this movie i love godzilla!!!!

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you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday