Me if I were a dog
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why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large
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putting Shadowheart’s arc in the context of shar and selune as sisters is so funny like imagine the text.
hey babes i heard your chosen failed to carry out her mission to kill my daughter for you and fulfill her lifelong purpose as your follower. lmaaaoooo. anyway i think i’m gonna bless her and make her my special little princess.
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"We turned the desert into an oasis" if you feel that youre indigenous to the desert why change it? Why feel the need to turn it into something that is not? Why uproot olive trees to make for highways? Why plant non native trees to remind you of elsewhere? Why do you hate the desert? If you need to "civilize" a land you live in then you might not be from there at all
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I’m so scared you guys ….
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youtube keeps making their ad breaks more and more insufferable
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itzy instagram update
Thank you for welcoming us today GMA and our lovely MIDZY ✨ See you again in June New York 😘
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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself
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i hate that "that that" is grammatically correct. why is english the joke language
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just finished a book like some sort of 14 year old
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