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I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

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I don’t have time to draw it right now but while driving home from the winco I saw a happy mustached man pedaling a bike, towing a cart built to look like a chariot, inside of which stood what I can only imagine was his completely expressionless 13 year old in a makeshift corinthian helmet

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Since they don’t teach gay sex ed in school let me tell gay guys and anyone else that wants to use the back door that douching is bad for you. It will cause long term problems.

Also starving yourself all day will not work because sometimes it can take up to two or three days for something to move through you.

Just eat a bunch of fiber and use the bathroom at least an hour or two before your booty call if you can. If you hate eating fiber just get yourself some fiber pills to take with meals. If you eat enough fiber the section after the colon should remain relatively clean on its own. Just wash the outside part. Not your insides. Those clean themselves.

Also if he shames you for anything that happens by accident in the bedroom and/or refuses to use a condom he’s a jerk-wad and an idiot and you should dump him.

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See, I love this sm, but I did NOT MEAN FOR MY 60+ YEAR OLD COWORKER TO SEE IT IM GONNA BURY MYSELF PLEASEEE

I still hold them dear to me🌻

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and find a way it did

hello beautiful bisexuals in my phone. also goodnight. also i love you.

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This scene made me cry. Buuuuuut it’s one of my favorite scenes.

Another PTW piece is on the way!

Read “Pulling the Wires” for yourself here!

“Pulling the Wires” is the work of @hitamory.

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NO BC I WAS WATCHING SOUTH PARK LAST NIGHT, AND NEVER CLOSED OUT OF THE TAB, SO WHEN I WAS AT WORK, MY LAPTOP AUTOMATICALLY CONNECTED TO THE BLUETOOTH SPEAKER THAT THEY USE FOR MUSIC AND THE MOMENT I OPENED MY LAPTOP, YOU JUST HEAR "I DONT THINK I HAVE TO FART ANYMORE" BLASTING.

I. WANNA. HIDE. INSIDE. OF. A. HOLE. AND. CRY.

#dammit dammit dammit #i literally want to cry #and hide like the coward that i am

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ROSE HAS ME ON THE FLOOR

I'm not surprised but he was really going to attack his son again this purple bitch sucks it wasn't enough for him that he already yeeted one kid in this episode

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slay

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EMOTION SPOILER

So during this scene, the two are being scanned by the robots for identity checks, and they both PASS. Marinette as Zoe (via mask) and Felix as Adrien. Idk if this was like foreshadowing for the reveal of Felix or smtn but I felt like it felt kinda significant after I rewatched the scene.

#mlb spoilers #mlb season 5 #emotion #ml spoilers #ml season 5 #ml emotion #tales of ladybug and cat noir #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #ml #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #felix fathom #i suck at talking so please ignore me

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HELP

i find this quite amusing

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Who would have thought Felix was a goddamn THEATER KID

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if i was chat noir or mari and that andré guy won’t give me my ice cream bc i’m not with the “guy i’m supposed to be in love with”, the calmest thing i would do is file a complaint

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You are Sabine Cheng. Your daughter isn’t sleeping. You hear her, sometimes, crying in her bed. Her clumsiness is getting worse—except instead of being inattentive, the way she used to be, she’s hyperattentive: any sudden sound makes her jump, makes her leap into a battle stance. She can’t look at the color white anymore without flinching, and she goes quiet at the sound of running water. You find her lovingly handmade puppets carefully torn apart, the fabric scraps squirreled away in corners where they can no longer be seen. She tenses whenever she sees a child blowing bubbles; she can’t watch the weather report without hugging herself so tight you fear she might burst.

You talk to the other parents in her class, commiserating about how Akuma have changed their children’s demeanors, but nobody’s story matches yours. Their children have triggers, certainly, but only one or two each. And for them, it is simple enough to be gentle, to help remove the triggers from the environment, to help their children laugh again. They are not watching their children waste away the way you are. They are not watching their children wither into dust. Your daughter has new triggers by the day, you can’t keep up, you can’t control her environment the way the other mothers and fathers can, because every day something different and unpredictable is too much for her.

You are Sabine Cheng, and your daughter is 14. You are Sabine Cheng, and your daughter cannot sleep. You are Sabine Cheng, and your daughter—your child, because she is a child still—acts like a war veteran.

You are Sabine Cheng, and you do not know what to do.

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Miraculous Actor Au: Behind the Scenes of Feast and a part of Ladybug

Do not repost to tiktok, youtube, etc

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is this how my friends feel like when I talk to my crush irl????

😐😑🙂

GIRL

#feel like throwing myself off a cliff rn #seriously #the second-hand embarrasment is real dammit #i cant spell