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Tommen: {About Cersei} It's like she gets off on being withholding.
Joffrey: Whoa, Tommen!
Myrcella: Look who's ragging on the old lady!
Tommen: “I’m Mom and I want to shoot down everything you say so I feel good about myself.”
Tommen: Because I'm an uptight {bleep} {bleep} {bleep} {bleep} {bleep} {bleep}, Tommen {bleep} {bleep} {bleep} you old horny slut!
Myrcella: {stunned} Nobody's going to top
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inncorrect-starklings · 2 months
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Jon: You two need to stop referring to me as ‘the guy you shared’.
Val: …
Satin: …
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inncorrect-starklings · 4 months
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Ned: I still think your choice in friends is worse than mine!
Cat: Oh really.
Ned: Yes! No friend of mine has ever slept with my little sister because he was in love with me.
Cat: You sure about that?
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inncorrect-starklings · 4 months
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Ned: Catelyn said I wasn’t allowed to bring home any more children
Ned: *arms full of direwolves* Too bad she didn’t say anything about puppies!
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inncorrect-starklings · 5 months
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Bran: Mom, the other kids at school keep calling you a “MILF”. What is that?
Catelyn: …
Ned: It’s a fact
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inncorrect-starklings · 5 months
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Arya: What if vampires aren't affected by the sun, they all just heard the stories and decided not to push their luck?
Gendry: What if you CAN eat asbestos and construction companies have been hoarding their delicious delicious asbestos for years?
Arya: You! YOU get it.
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inncorrect-starklings · 7 months
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Rickon: What does MILF mean anyway?
Lady Stoneheart: …
Lady Stoneheart: Mother is living forever
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inncorrect-starklings · 8 months
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Theon, about Jeyne: She's kind, and gentle, and so thoughtful, and for some strange reason... she loves me.
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inncorrect-starklings · 8 months
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Tyrion: Ah! There you are! My favorite niece!
Myrcella: I’m your only niece
Tyrion: True. True.
Tommen: Hullo Uncle!
Tyrion: Ah! Hello Tommen! My favorite nephew!
Tommen: …
Myrcella: …
Joffrey: Seriously?
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inncorrect-starklings · 9 months
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She introduced herself to me as “the gayest gay who ever gayed.” I like her already.
-Sansa, about Margaery
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inncorrect-starklings · 11 months
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Val: This is my boyfriend Jon, and this is Jon’s boyfriend Satin.
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inncorrect-starklings · 11 months
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Jon: Just gets stabbed
*The Starkling’s thoughts on stabbing*
Bran: Would never stab anyone.
Sansa: Would stab someone in retaliation.
Robb: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.
Rickon: Would stab without warning.
Arya: Would stab as a warning.
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Arya: Rules were made to be broken.
Sansa: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Bran: Uh, piñatas.
Robb: Glow sticks.
Jon: Karate boards.
Rickon: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Arya: Rules.
Sansa:
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Robb: I hope no one lowkey hates me.
Robb: Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being.
Robb: Go big or go home.
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Bran: I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.
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Jon: Not to be nsfw but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.
Val: Bet
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Cop: You ran a red light.
Arya: So did you, hypocrite.
Cop: I was following you.
Arya: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
Cop: Get out.
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