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USA Cultural Regions Map

#EXACTLY #SPEAKING AS AN AMERICAN #AMERICA IS NOT A COUNTRY #IT IS A BUNCH OF SMALLER COUNTRIES IN A TRENCHCOAT #REFERENCE

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they need to invent a writing that is easy. and fast also

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I just don’t get it. How can our society act so goddamned normal about seahorses. How can anybody so casually accept that that’s a fish???

This is one of nature’s most anatomically perverse of all beasts. A FISH, like a carp or a bass or a beta is a fish, but it bent its body straight up only to bend its head permanently back down. It stretched its skull into a pipe. It tapered its tail like a lizard, specifically like a chameleon. It can also move its eyes independently by the way, you know, like a chameleon. Fun fact, it can change color to express its mood, like you know whatever does that. It doesn’t properly swim anymore. It buzzes its few remaining fins like an insect’s wings to float itself around at a snail’s pace. It lives its whole life clinging to coral branches or seaweed, which means it decided to become a “tree dweller” in an environment where gravity didn’t even matter anyway. The males get pregnant. They make noises at each other by rubbing some of their neck bones together. Every day, EVERY DAY a mated pair does a little dance and a little neck bone song so they remember which two seahorses they were. They’re a beautiful precious obscenity. Nothing so adorable ever made such a strong case against a logical creator.

They have as little skin and meat as they could get away with. Their skeleton is almost all they are.

#animal #ocean #sea

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I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

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SNOOP DOGG goes off-script in a conversation with Larry Jackson, formerly of Apple Music and current Co-Founder and CEO of Gamma, moderated by Shirley Halperin, Executive Editor of Variety Magazine at The Milken Institute. (May 3, 2023)

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in case you were curious, this is the current state of NFT crypto bros on twitter

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Urban Design, Architecture and Urban Planning are such neat fields, they definitely won't drive you insane

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(grunts) (sniffs u)

#BAPBY #cow #animal

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#hehe ye #repurposed quadruped forelimbs fun #make those fuckers twisty #this can't possibly go wr- #OH NO FUCK CARPAL TUNNEL #reference

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its 4/20 please take some time to remember everyone that has died / been incarcerated / lost any chance at a normal life for your right to smoke ur fuckin mids.

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"Carrot! Don't you remember last night? Didn't you wonder what I might become? Didn't you worry about the future?"

"No."

"Why the hell not?"

"It hasn't happened yet. Shall we get back? It'll be dark soon."

Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

#discworld

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The Four Sacred Artistic Motives:

-what if this bad thing was good instead

-how about Make-Believe Land can have whatever I want

-would that be fucked up or what

-I think that shit's hot

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(inspired by this one for the sake of full transparency)

#its almost like people really just want enough time to live the way they want #to enjoy life until they're ready to go #but noone really gets that #not many anyway #god i wish i had more time #i wish we all did

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Two-year-old Albert Apsassin feeling the spirit at National Indigenous Peoples Day in Camrose, Alberta.

#YES #history #culture

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forgot the best part of death note, the american names written by someone who was just kind of guessing what american names sounded like. anyways rip to raye penber, arire weekwood, and lian zapack, average american men

#that's a clever touch #and quite forward thinking on the behalf of the artist #lots of folks are REAL supersitious about that kinda thing #like #full blown nervous breakdown kinda superstitious #it's considerate to have taken that measure

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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store