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incrementallemons · 3 months
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reblog ifyou love her and she makes you smile the coelacanth
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s/o to the innovators and early adapters that are willing to take a chance liking and reblogging a newborn post
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ed teach is canonically a son of ares btw
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incrementallemons · 3 months
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he nancy on my reagan til i trickle down
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incrementallemons · 4 months
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incrementallemons · 1 year
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people in the poor little meow meow threads are all like “ohhhh howl is hot ohhhh he lives in a castle ohhhh he has powers he’s not a poor little meow meow” EXCUSE ME. his english major ass mullet having ass does NOT have his life together. i mean god for starters his castle isn’t even fucking real and it’s powered by a cursed demon he gave his whole ass HUMAN HEART to. he turns into a puddle of slime when he fucks up his hair dye by accident. his house is so nasty and be-spidered that he has to pay his fucking girlfriend to clean it. this man owns two cups. He’s in his twenties. in the book he catches something called a “forever cold” and then simply has a cold for the rest of the book. and then sophie throws weed killer in his face the first time he tries to confess his feelings. he is scared of his ex girlfriend who wants to chop his head off and turn him into a frankenstein and instead of doing anything about it he “””””””hides””””” in a giant castle and sulks on the floor. in the movie he is literally slowly turning into a bird. hello? he gets a forever cold. he spends the whole book with a forever cold. he’s not a poor little meow meow? he has a fucking forever cold. look at him. A Forever Cold.
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incrementallemons · 1 year
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his thousand yard stare and flat ass have captivated me mind and soul
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incrementallemons · 1 year
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incrementallemons · 1 year
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Need help
Hi everyone I’m a 19 y/o college student and currently I’m struggling with a lot. I need some serious help please I’ve 2 months rent due and I need some money for a pair of glasses and eye checkup so I request please help me guys anything counts.
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incrementallemons · 1 year
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lots of people saying “why is gerard acting like that” in gifs from the danger days era. well red hair dye will just do that to you to be honest.
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incrementallemons · 1 year
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genetic mutation called Alexandria’s Sega Genesis that makes your eyes look like this
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incrementallemons · 1 year
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mikeyway is what would happen if it were possible for a streetlamp and a lesbian to reproduce do you guys see it
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incrementallemons · 1 year
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incrementallemons · 1 year
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They should invent a song that's exactly like the song I currently like but also slightly different and unique but with the same vibes
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incrementallemons · 1 year
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i actually dont mind tumblr posts reposted to pinterest. the 13 y/o "pinterest in the only social media my parents let me have" girlies deserve a little treat
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incrementallemons · 1 year
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incrementallemons · 1 year
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hi I'm the new OSHA guy. it's my job to stand at the bottom of ladders and kick them down if somepony I don't like tries to climb them
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