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Sorry, I have a conflict. It conflicts with the enjoyment of my life.

Greg

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I need to retire and I'm only 12.

Greg

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Hey, Greg. Cookie? It fell on the floor, but, 2 second rule…Okay, 14 second rule.

Fregley

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Greg: You tricked me! Rodrick: You were stupid enough to let me trick you!

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Greg: Tell me in twenty-five words or less "why Greg is the greatest friend of them all" and I'll grade you on the quality of your praise. Rowley, Chirag, and Angie: ... Chirag: I can praise you with EIGHT words: You are the biggest little tyrant I've ever met! Greg: Uh, that's nine.

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Greg: Grandpa always liked me best. Rodrick: That’s because he has terrible taste.

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Greg: Rodrick, the house is on fire! Rodrick, half asleep: ...like, how big is the fucking fire? Greg: Big. Rodrick, sighing and rubbing the sleep out of his eyes: Okay...

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Frank: I wonder if it's possible for you to be even lazier. Rodrick: I could be... Rodrick: But you'd have to do it for me.

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Fun Fact: My parents got married on April Fool’s Day. So, when I was 7, I tried to be funny and I made them an anniversary card that said “Your marriage is a joke” and my mom cried.

Greg

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I’m getting my education on Yahoo answers.

Greg

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Christmas is the season of giving, so I decided to give up.

Greg

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Never feel bad about eating unhealthy things like pizza. Use the science of relativity. Pizza is healthier than crystal meth. Take another slice and be thankful.

Rodrick

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Rowley: What have you got going for the holidays, Greg? Greg: Oh, the usual. High expectations met by crushing disappointment.

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Rodrick: No thoughts November. I will not be doing any more thinking. Greg: Did you ever start, though?

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Susan: Clean your room, we’ve got guests coming over! Greg: Oh I’m sorry! I DIDN’T REALIZE WE WERE ALL GATHERING IN MY FUCKING ROOM!

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Susan: Greg, you should go out more and get some sun. Greg: No. Inside good. Outside bad.

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That one time in third grade I was furious at my mother, so I googled "I WANT A BOMB" on her laptop like nine-hundred times because I thought the government would come and arrest her.

Greg

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