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Jake: When have I not acted professionally?!

Will: You're drinking coffee out of a juice box.

Jake: It keeps me from spilling my coffee!!

#source: brooklyn 99 #jake stewart #will jackson #incorrect wentworth quotes

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Sheila: What you need is faith!

Lou: And what you need is a psychiatrist who enjoys a challenge.

#source: golden girls #incorrect wentworth quotes #sheila bausch #lou kelly #forgot i had this blog tbh #whoops

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Men, can’t live without them. Can’t hit them with an axe.

Kaz Proctor

#incorrect wentworth quotes #incorrect quotes #source: miss fishers murder mysteries #kaz proctor

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Boomer: Am I in trouble?

Vera: Have a guess.

Boomer: No?

Vera: Have another guess.

#source: outnumbered #boomer jenkins #vera bennett

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Allie: Franky will be fine.

Boomer: How do you know?

Allie: She survived every lesbian death trope.

#source: simgmproductions #incorrect quotes #incorrect wentworth quotes #allie novak #boomer jenkins #Franky Doyle

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Allie: [drops car keys]

Allie: You’ve got to be key-ding me!

Bea: That’s it you’ve lost driving privileges.

#source: unknown #allie novak #bea smith #ballie

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Marie: Wow the screws really hate us.

Zara: I bet it’s homophobia.

Marie:

Marie: We’re not gay?

Zara: We’re not?

#incorrect wentworth quotes #marie winter #zara dragovich #source: unknown

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Marie: Everybody likes me.

Kaz: I don’t.

Marie: Oh Kaz, you just say that.

Kaz: Repeatedly.

#source: golden girls #marie winter #kaz proctor #incorrect wentworth quotes

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Vera: You were told specifically, no drinking, no swearing and no fighting.

Boomer: And...

Vera: And I caught you bashing Tina's head on the ground, shouting “Don’t touch my fucking beer!”

#source: outnumbered #vera bennett #boomer jenkins #incorrect wentworth quotes

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Bea: Isn’t it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

#source: golden girls #bea smith #incorrect wentworth quotes

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Boomer, to Franky: You think we can’t do anything without your help but we’re gonna prove you wrong!

Boomer: We just need one thing…

Boomer: Your help.

#source: unbreakable kimmy schmidt #incorrect wentworth quotes #boomer jenkins #Franky Doyle #woops i've been neglecting this blog

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Boomer: I like being on my own. I'm better off this way. I'm a lone wolf. A loner.

Boomer: Alone. All alone. Forever...

Boomer:

Boomer, voice cracking: What’s a wolf gotta do to get a hug around here?!

#source: friends #boomer jenkins #incorrect wentworth quotes

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Joan: Thank you for agreeing to see me, Vera.

Vera: I didn't, you just walked in and started talking-

Joan: I don't have time for a history lesson.

#source: parks and rec #joan ferguson #vera bennett #incorrect wentworth quotes

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Doreen: I wish you could block people in real life.

Liz: Restraining order?

Sonia: Murder?

#source: unknown #incorrect wentworth quotes #doreen anderson #sonia stevens #liz birdsworth

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Ruby: You know what I'm made of?

Allie: Umm...Bones, muscles, millions of tiny little--

Ruby: Girlfriend material.

Allie: Oh, my god.

#source: unknown #ruby mitchell #allie novak #ruby/allie #incorrect wentworth quotes

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Ferguson: Of course I've gone mad with power! You ever try going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you.

#source: the simpsons #joan ferguson #incorrect wentworth quotes

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Jake: “Look! I’m Linda! I’d rather be anywhere than here! I’m all about long sullen silences, followed by mean comments, followed by more silences!” So what’s it going to be, huh? Long sullen silence or mean comment? Go on.

Miles: …You got me in a box here.

#source: deadpool #jake stewart #linda miles #incorrect wentworth quotes