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Jeong Tae-eul: Believe it or not, men get pegged.
Myeong Seung-ah: Care to elaborate on that?
Jeong Tae-eul: No.
#tkem#the king eternal monarch#incorrect quotes#source: meme#I'm sure there's like. an original source for this#but I've only ever seen meme versions I think so I'm calling it#it's my blog I can do what I want lol#anyway this came to me in a dream last night and I needed to make it real#you KNOW Tae-eul is pegging BOTH her boyfriends on the regular this is just FACTS
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Kang Hyeon-min: I’m keeping a list of all the crazy rich person stuff you say.
Lee Gon: What else is on there?
Kang Hyeon-min: Oh, it’s long. I got wearing boat shoes, BBC America, makes his own trail mix…
Lee Gon: You love my trail mix!
#tkem#the king eternal monarch#incorrect quotes#source: superstore#besties I gotta admit I went back and forth on keeping it ''crazy white person stuff'' because it just felt funnier#but it also felt a little hashtag problematic? so this is the compromise
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Jeong Tae-eul: How long have you been sleeping with Yeong?
Lee Gon: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, I am Yeong's boss, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.
#tkem#the king eternal monarch#incorrect quotes#source: parks and rec#I'm so sorry besties it's just that I woke up at five-thirty in the morning today and realized this quote ALSO works this way around#and I could not rest until I had queued this version for posting
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hello followers, today I bring you low-effort shitposts. tomorrow? who knows!
#yeah I think this deserves to be here too#welcome to my house I fill it with the things I like#ie this particular polycule#(important notes: Yeong is not dating Tae-eul they are bffs#because he's VERY gay#and Gon and Hyeon-min are not dating#they are vitriolic best buds)#tkem#the king eternal monarch#the king: eternal monarch#polycule cinematic multiverse
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Kang Hyeon-min: How long have you been sleeping with Gon?
Jo Yeong: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, his highness is my boss, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.
#tkem#the king eternal monarch#incorrect quotes#source: parks and rec#how did I forget to use this one the first time I went through parks and rec combing for quotes?#a gross oversight frankly
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#tkem#the king eternal monarch#incorrect quotes#source: tumblr#can't beLIEVE I had to do this myself#anyway yeah I do in fact have photoshop I just use ms paint most of the time because it's a) easier and b) funnier
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Prime Minister Koo: if I was hitting on you, you'd know, because you'd be terrified.
Lee Gon: Trust me, you're hitting on me.
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this polycule has one (1) brain cell and tae-eul has it 90% of the time
inspiration: [x]
#tkem#the king eternal monarch#incorrect quotes#source: it's always sunny in philadelphia#yeah technically this was... uhhh the first post ever made on this blog#but at that point it was like three months before I started actually posting#and Doth was the only follower#so here it is again! for enjoyment!
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If ever a show deserved this treatment…
The King: Eternal Monarch
#tkem#the king eternal monarch#incorrect quotes#source: meme#I think it's a quiz somewhere actually but#ANYWAY good thing I was creeping on Doth's blog lmao
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Jo Eun-sub: Can you tell me, with any certainty, that in such a vast universe there isn't intelligent life on other planets?
Jo Yeong: At the moment, I'm not sure there's intelligent life in this kitchen.
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Lee Gon: Hope it doesn't sound arrogant, when I say that I am the greatest man in the world!
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Luna: Look. I might not have been a saint, but it's not like I killed anybody. I wasn't an arsonist. I never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Prime Minister Koo: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
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Luna: As my mom always used to say, if a cop handcuffs you to a bike rack, there's always something you can gnaw through.
Prime Minister Koo: Your mom always said that?
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Lee Lim: I made a list of enemies, which I've narrowed down from 26 to 5.
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Jeong Tae-eul: Is that some kind of nerd pick-up line? Because it’s only kind of working
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Lee Lim: Why do bad things always happen to mediocre people who are lying about their identities?
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Jo Eun-sub: I wasn’t a failed DJ. I was pre-successful.
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