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Abigail: i've decided that I'm planning a wedding.

Penny: whose?

Abigail: Sam and Sebastian's

Penny: they're engaged?!

Abigail: they will be.

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Sebastian: Hurry up pretty boy

Sam: Why do people use 'pretty boy' as an insult? I want to be called pretty. I want to be the prettiest boy you've every seen! Call me pretty again!

Sebastian: It wasn't an insult

Sam: *blushing* oh

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Sam: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Sebastian: Go the fuck to sleep

Sam: What gif I don't want to?

Sebastian: Fuck You

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Jas: Tomorrow I'm graduating Kindergarten...

Shane: What did you major in?

Jas: Crayon

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Pierre: I had a nightmare last night.

Pierre: The Farmer told me they won't sell me their produce for a whole week!

Caroline: ...That wasn't a nightmare. They did say that.

Pierre: Huh?

Caroline: You fainted right after the Farmer told you that.

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Abigail: You often use humour to deflect trauma.

Sam: Thank you.

Abigail: I didn't say that was a good thing!

Sam: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny.

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Kent, holding newborn Vincent: He looks like you, Jodi

Jodi: No, he's all you-

Sam, whispering to Sebastian: What are they talking about, he looks like a fucking alien-

Sebastian: StOp

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Sebastian: Sam and I don't use pet names.

Abigail: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Sebastian: Honey?

Sam: Yes, dear?

Sebastian:

Abigail: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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Vincent: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Jodi: Wasn't Sam with you?

Sam: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Robin: So, how's fatherhood treating you?

Sebastian: Good. I didn't expect this much crying, though.

Robin: Don't worry, it's normal for babies.

Sebastian: What? The baby's fine. I was talking about Sam.

Sam [sobbing in the nursery]: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

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Looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll: Sam

Looks like they could kill you, but is actually a cinnamon roll: Sebastian

Looks like a cinnamon roll, but could kill you: Abigail

Looks like they could kill, and can kill you: Shane

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Shane: I'm gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

Marnie:

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Sebastian: So, where is Vincent?

Sam: We're playing hide and seek.

Sebastian: So, he's hiding?

Sam: Ya, I'll seek in a few hours.

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Sam, texting: Hey, do you have Anxiety Prime?

Sam: *Amazon

Sebastian: Yeah, I got both.

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Haley: I'm a lesbian

Alex: I thought you were American

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Jodi: I know you snuck out last night, Sam.

Sam, internally: Play dumb!

Sam: Who's Sam?

Sam, internally: Not that dumb!

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