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Not really an ask, but I live that you still post every so often, this was my fav book series as a kid and I've followed you for a couple years now, it's nice to see you not be dead
<3 the sisters grimm fandom is still limping along, mostly dead except for the six of us who keep the life support going
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[After Mr. Canis is released from jail]
Canis, looking at a dead houseplant: You couldn't have watered it?
Relda: I did not know that existed until this very moment
Puck: I knew it existed, and I chose to let it die
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Daphne: You can be creeped out, or you can be sarcastic. You can't be both
Sabrina: Watch me
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Puck: Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted.
Sabrina: Wait what.
Puck: Sometimes little old ladies had to kick the ladder out from under their stepfathers when they were girls and that’s valid.
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Sabrina: Our car is worth less than your pants
Charming: I've seen your car and that makes sense to me
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Jake: Family gathering. Playing monopoly. Getting close to the end. 12 year old turns to 8 year old sister and says it’s time to become esteemed colleagues. I say what? She says esteemed colleagues. They merge their money and assets and beat me at monopoly
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Puck: You never know what someone is going through. For instance I didn't know I was going through anything until about 2 years later. I thought I was just chilling
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Canis: I think I'm slowly succumbing to the Wolf, so I'm going to fake my death and then spy on your grandchildren while they do stupid things behind your back
Relda: You always find such...interesting ways to cope with your problems
Relda: Not healthy. But interesting
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Sabrina: Hey, so how far does your 'all-seeing' sight extend?
Mirror: Are you asking because you tripped on your own shoelaces in the foyer and fell on your face?
Sabrina: Oh...so you saw that...
Mirror:...No.
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Sabrina: You always want to argue about things
Puck: That is exactly what things were originally made for
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Sabrina: Remembering in my biology class last year when Mr. Grumpner called someone a numbskull then said “sorry, I should be calling you guys ‘gumball’ ‘cause you’re all chewed up” then Wendell said “I’m more like the bones in a grave, like it’s just over for me” and none of it made any sense
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Sabrina:—and worst of all, my parents are still missing.
Mirror: my bad
Sabrina: what?
Mirror: I said ‘that’s sad’.
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Puck, looking at a plate of broccoli: I'm not eating this green stuff! Ew!
Relda: Good idea, liebling. It's a plate of toxic waste that will turn you into a mutant if you eat it
Puck: [immediately starts shoveling broccoli into his mouth]
Canis: There has got to be a better way to make him eat
Puck: Ahhh...I can feel it working...
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Charming: If it were up to me, they would revoke your driver's license.
Canis: They are more than welcome to, considering I don't have one.
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Puck: Could you please stop insulting Sabrina? Her life is pathetic enough without you
Puck, to Sabrina: Don't say I never defend you.
Sabrina: Can I say you never defend me well?
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Puck: The family that pranks together, stays together.
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Minibang Still Looking for Artists
Hey all! We’ve closed claims for fics, but we’ve got way more authors than we do visual artists! I can’t add a link to the form here, but our pinned post explains both what a minibang is and has a link to the form to fill out if you want to join!
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