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(Before fighting Polygon Man)
Toro: Tell my friends I love themm
Fat Princess: Tell my reflection, that I love her.
Parappa: Tell PJ... Delete my browser history. Oh better yet, JUST BURN THE WHOLE COMPUTER.
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Parappa: You think you get to make all the decisions? What are you, the man in the relationship? Spike: We're not in a relationship
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HAPPY BELATED 10TH ANNIVERSARY PSASBR
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PLAYSTATION ALL STARS IS CANON IN THE GOD OF WAR UNIVERSE
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Toro: I mean, is any of this real?
Kuro: no. Chances are we are from different PlayStation games that only crossover for advertisement purposes but I don't have time to go through that rabbit hole
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Ratchet: *watches Johnny Test*
Ratchet: *laughing* Man, whoever does the voice of Johnny, I'm telling you, he's one great actor.
Ratchet: *watches Drawn Together*
Ratchet: Oh, Wooldor Sockbat's actor is quite the comic thespian!
Ratchet: *Plays Final Fantasy X*
Ratchet: Wait a minute, here...they're just using the same actor over and over! What kind of cut-rate production is this?
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(Toro gets hits in the head)
Nathan Drake: If it's a concussion you have to keep him conscious, okay? Ask him questions.
Clank: what's seven times seven?
Nathan Drake: stuff he knows!
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Spike: I don't like bugs, Toro. Are you even listening to me?
Toro: I seem to have misplaced my ant farm, meow
Spike:..... POLYGON MAAAAAN
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Toro: Why are people fighting so much over top and bottom? I would be happy just to have a bunk bed
Kuro: I'm gonna tell him
Fat Princess: Don't you dare!
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(The gang are on a bus to jail)
Sweet Tooth: that trial was a total sham
Ratchet: yeah I knew we were in trouble the moment I saw the jury
(At the trial, the jury is filled with Nintendo characters)
Toro: Well at least they're a jury of our peers
Parappa: I don't think they see it that way Toro.
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Nathan Drake: Why did you give Toro a sword?
Kratos: he said he felt unsafe
Nathan Drake: well now I feel unsafe
Kratos:..... do you want a sword?
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Nathan Drake: "Your face doesn't match your voice"? Yeah I get that alot
Polygon Man: Time's up
Nathan Drake: what?
Polygon Man: You had 3 days to kiss a prince motherfucker
Tom Holland: I NEED MORE TIME
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Polygon Man: I am your worst enemy
Spike: You think you're my worst enemy?
Polygon Man: of course. Who else can 1 up like I do?
Spike: Parappa
Polygon Man: Parappa's not a villian!
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(During the countdown for new years)
Everyone: 3! 2! 1!
Parappa: SOME HUMAN FEMALE CHARACTERS ARE ATTRACTIVE TO ME!
(Everyone stares at Parappa in silence as the balloons fall and Auld Lang Syne begins to play)
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Sweet Tooth: excuse me, I lost the children I was watching, could I make an announcement?
Cashier: sure
Sweet Tooth : *takes the mic* goodbye you little shits
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Polygon Man: Why is it that every time I take you guys to the mall, it burns down?
Parappa: I blame the ecomony
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