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Lisette: Someone will die.

Harpae: Of fun!

#source: parks and rec #lisette (pocket mirror) #harpae (pocket mirror) #incorrect pocket mirror quotes #pocket mirror #astral shift

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Egliette: Why should someone want to harm Fleta?

Lisette: Maybe because they met her?

#source: buffy the vampire slayer #egliette (pocket mirror) #lisette (pocket mirror) #incorrect pocket mirror quotes #pocket mirror #astral shift

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As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.

MC

#source: tumblr #mc (pocket mirror) #incorrect pocket mirror quotes #pocket mirror #astral shift

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Enjel: Money can't buy happiness.

Strange Boy: Sure it can. That's just a lie we tell poor people to keep them from rioting.

#source: desperate housewives #enjel (pocket mirror) #strange boy (pocket mirror) #incorrect pocket mirror quotes #pocket mirror

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Harpae: Do you need to use the sleep?

MC:

Harpae:

Harpae: [slightly horrified] Maybe I need to use the sleep...

#source: tumblr #harpae (pocket mirror) #mc (pocket mirror) #incorrect pocket mirror quotes #pocket mirror #astral shift

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It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you.

Egliette

#source: texts from last night #egliette (pocket mirror) #incorrect pocket mirror quotes #pocket mirror

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Enjel: Hey, I see those leaves, where are you from?

MC: Austria.

Enjel: AAYYYE, I KNEW IT, ME TOO!

MC: Did you just identify a country by looking at its leaves?

#source: discord #enjel (pocket mirror) #mc (pocket mirror) #incorrect pocket mirror quotes #pocket mirror #astral shift #knowing the context of enjel as a character makes this funnier

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Fleta: What makes you happy?

Egliette: You do.

Fleta: Oh.

Egliette: Why, what makes you happy?

Fleta: Candy.

#source: twitter #fleta (pocket mirror) #egliette (pocket mirror) #incorrect pocket mirror quotes #pocket mirror #astral shift

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Lisette: You wanna kick my ass?

Lisette: [punches a car window]

Lisette: Nobody can kick my ass better than I can!

#source: hardball #lisette (pocket mirror) #incorrect pocket mirror quotes #pocket mirror #astral shift

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Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!

Harpae

#source: texts from last night #pocket mirror #harpae (pocket mirror) #incorrect pocket mirror quotes #astral shift

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Enjel: I ripped my favorite corset in half last night while I was undressing in a frenzied rage.

MC: What was the rage all about?

Enjel: Strange Boy wouldn't stop to let me go to France to get pommes frites.

#source: texts from last night #enjel (pocket mirror) #mc (pocket mirror) #incorrect pocket mirror quotes #pocket mirror #astral shift

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Fleta: I can't believe clowns are real... what the fuck?

Strange Boy: Did you just discover mirrors?

Fleta: SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

#source: tumblr #fleta (pocket mirror) #strange boy (pocket mirror) #incorrect pocket mirror quotes #pocket mirror #astral shift

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MC: So, your plan is to live the rest of your life being scared of Lisette?

Harpae: [scoffs] Well, that's not my only plan.

MC:

Harpae: Someday I'd like to plant a vegetable garden.

#source: victorious #harpae (pocket mirror) #mc (pocket mirror) #incorrect pocket mirror quotes #pocket mirror #astral shift

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Enjel: Look, let's just agree to say "I'm sorry" on the count of three. One... two... three.

Enjel:

MC:

Enjel: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

#source: b99 #enjel (pocket mirror) #mc (pocket mirror) #incorrect pocket mirror quotes #pocket mirror #astral shift

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MC: Do you miss the imagination of childhood?

Lisette: I never had one.

MC: An imagination or a childhood?

#source: a series of unfortunate events #mc (pocket mirror) #lisette (pocket mirror) #incorrect pocket mirror quotes #pocket mirror #astral shift

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MC, wearing a fake lion's mane: Hi, Harpae. This is part of my Halloween costume. Guess who I'm going as.

Harpae: Lisette?

Lisette: Hey!

MC: It's a lion.

Harpae: Oh. Well, then, you'd better add a tail or something, or everyone will be guessing Lisette.

#source: newhart #mc (pocket mirror) #harpae (pocket mirror) #lisette (pocket mirror) #incorrect pocket mirror quotes #pocket mirror #astral shift

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MC: But Miss Harpae seemed so nice!

Enjel: So do panda bears, 'til they slice you open with their claws and eat your guts.

#source: zoey 101 #mc (pocket mirror) #enjel (pocket mirror) #incorrect pocket mirror quotes #pocket mirror #astral shift