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#hi i'm still alive #just been busy and such #i now live in a different state and work more hours #also sorry to put you on blast benimatsus #i just saw your reblog tags and thought it was really funny #like yes you're exactly who this post is for #not a quote

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Todomatsu: You should catfish them as a hot girl and then blackmail them with their nudes. Send them to their mom. Ruin their life like the dirt they’ll soon know they are.

Karamatsu: Well, that is one solution. Another is that I can just cry internally and then externally when I’m alone!

#incorrect quote #osomatsu san #karamatsu #todomatsu #zaimokumatsu #submission #anonymous

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Ichimatsu: Just gonna start killing people I don't find funny.

Todomatsu: National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (1-800-273-8255).

Ichimatsu: Shut the FUCK up.

#incorrect quote #osomatsu san #ichimatsu #todomatsu #110matsu #submission #anonymous

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Osomatsu: Alcohol is cool but have you ever had someone care about you??? Me neither, pass the bottle.

#incorrect quote #osomatsu san #osomatsu #submisison #anonymous

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Ichimatsu: Everything can be solved with violence.

Choromatsu: Except stupidity and ignorance.

Ichimatsu: Turn your location on.

#incorrect quote #osomatsu san #choromatsu #ichimatsu #nenchuumatsu #submission #anonymous

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Jyushimatsu: Crimes?

Ichimatsu: Crimes.

#incorrect quote #submission #anonymous #ichimatsu #jyushimatsu #suujimatsu

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Choromatsu: People are shocked when I tell them I have a 4.0 GPA, while working two jobs, and a social life. I mean, anything’s possible if you lie.

#incorrect quote #osomatsu san #submisison #anonymous #choromatsu

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Choromatsu: Actually, all of my systems are nervous.

#incorrect quote #submission #anonymous #osomatsu san #choromatsu

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Osomatsu: No problemo.

Narrator: But it was all problemo.

#incorrect quote #submission #osomatsu san #osomatsu #anonymous

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Choromatsu: Name a more iconic duo than me and anxiety… I’ll wait.

#incorrect quote #submission #anonymous #osomatsu san #choromatsu

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I'll be sure to try and put some stuff in the queue in the next couple days! Sorry for a few days without posts; I appreciate your patience! o(*￣▽￣*)ブ

#not a quote

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Choromatsu : *sigh* Osomatsu-nii-san is there something that you like more than yourself?

Osomatsu : *drunk* Hahaha, I love you all

Everyone :

Osomatsu :

Osomatsu : I-I MEAN BOOBS! I LIKE BIG BOOBS-

#not my quote

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Todomatsu: I hate fake bitches.

Todomatsu: [looking in the mirror]

Todomatsu: Except for you sis xoxo

#incorrect quote #osomatsu san #todomatsu #submission #anonymous

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Karamatsu: I’m going to set some personal boundaries~

Karamatsu to Karamatsu: He’s a huge pushover so let people treat him however they want.

#incorrect quote #submission #anonymous #osomatsu san #karamatsu

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Jyushimatsu: I'll eat your sadness!

Ichimatsu: Sorry, but it's not edible?

Jyushimatsu: Crumch?????

#incorrect quote #submission #anonymous #osomatsu san #ichimatsu #jyushimatsu #suujimatsu

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Ichimatsu: The fact we know chameleons exist mean that they’re worthless idiot failures.

Choromatsu: ???

#incorrect quote #submission #osomatsu san #choromatsu #ichimatsu #nenchuumatsu #anonymous

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Ichimatsu: The next time I’m opening up to someone is my autopsy.

#incorrect quote #submission #anonymous #osomatsu san #ichimatsu