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incorrectnevermoor · 5 days
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Mog: *giggles cutely* im going to snap
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incorrectnevermoor · 12 days
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Ezra, to Mog: I am NOT gaslighting you. I am lying to you. Gaslighting implies a level of effort that am simply not putting in. Deceiving you does not require much.
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incorrectnevermoor · 19 days
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Mog: bad things keep happening to me, it’s like I have bad luck or something
Jack: Mog, you don’t have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.
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incorrectnevermoor · 19 days
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what if Homer’s really good at singing but he decided the school would be worth giving it up
He’s got a tenor voice, since he’s still young, but a trained ear could tell that he can easily be brought down to a baritone or even a bass with practice. When he was younger, his whole family thought that he could have a knack similar to Noelle’s, since he could harmonize perfectly with any piece of music that he heard, weaving his voice into the melody effortlessly, the kind of talent that makes people stop in their tracks and just admire it while it lasts.
Then, about three years before Hawthorne could do the trials for Wunsoc, Homer decided to go into the Conservatory of Thought instead. Prestigious, to be sure, but unexpected, especially when everyone found out about the vow of silence. It was certainly a change, but some things never change.
See, if you’re a Conservatory student with ears keen enough, if you’re paying enough attention, sometimes, you can hear low, melodic humming while a certain Swift is studying for his exams or doing homework. Entirely absent-minded, probably not even noticing that he’s doing it. But it’s there.
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incorrectnevermoor · 19 days
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Jupiter North is one of my favorite little guys and always had been. I want to give him a hug and also I think if he gives me a hug it would be nice
Oh, a hug from Jove would fix all my mental illness instantly. I bet he gives great hugs, makes you feel all safe and cared for.
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incorrectnevermoor · 25 days
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Morrigan: literally sitting on my bed with the anxiety levels of someone being hunted for sport
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incorrectnevermoor · 1 month
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Mog: I hate it when people are like “explain your thought process” like hell if I know
Mog: “whats going on in that head of yours” nothing I want to be a part of
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incorrectnevermoor · 1 month
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drank a five hour energy, so these are gonna be rapid-fire headcanons, respond at your own pace
every minority knows jupiter. every. one. they all consider him an activist and welcome him, and he gives random interviews advocating for their rights all the time in one newspaper or another. the princess diana of nevermoor.
Captain Jupiter North, Esq. also known as The People’s Princess™️. The Deucalion accepts people from any background, and whenever someone’s down on their luck, be it because they were kicked out due to bigotry or other types of discrimination, there’s always a room that’s magically available for them, no matter how busy or full it is.
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incorrectnevermoor · 1 month
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Ezra: I’m more than just a pretty face, I am also a terrible person.
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incorrectnevermoor · 1 month
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*throws this meme at you with no regrets whatsoever*
:3
REAL
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incorrectnevermoor · 1 month
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I’M 22 AND I HAVE DADDY ISSUES LET ME SEXUALIZE GERIATRICS IN PEACE!!!
Kiss, Marry, Kill, but instead it's Imprison, Torture, Execute, and the characters you have to work with are Noelle, Baz, and Squall?
Imprison Noelle because I firmly believe she can grow as a person
Execute Baz because I hate his vibe
Torture Squall because I can’t kill him he’s too 🥴
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incorrectnevermoor · 1 month
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I’M NOT A SIMP HE’S JUST AN INTERESTING CHARACTER AND I HAPPEN TO BE INTO OLD MEN!!!!!
Kiss, Marry, Kill, but instead it's Imprison, Torture, Execute, and the characters you have to work with are Noelle, Baz, and Squall?
Imprison Noelle because I firmly believe she can grow as a person
Execute Baz because I hate his vibe
Torture Squall because I can’t kill him he’s too 🥴
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incorrectnevermoor · 1 month
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Ezra:
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incorrectnevermoor · 2 months
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Mog: tired of healing I’m gonna start traumatizing y’all back
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incorrectnevermoor · 2 months
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Mog: it’s pathetic when someone says their childhood was ruined by a remake or reboot. My childhood was ruined by my father
Mog: like god intended
Jack, concerned:
Jupiter: Mog, we’ve talked about this
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incorrectnevermoor · 2 months
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This is so bad omllll-
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I HATE IT SO MUCHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THIS IS EXCELLENT
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incorrectnevermoor · 2 months
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Jack: I hate you
Homer, scribbling: well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue
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