Saint Paddy's day Party
Nero: Why not just use food coloring for the beer?
Dante: Uh. Cause Beer's not a food. When was the last time you ate a beer?
Nero: When was the last time you drank paint?
Dante, stays quiet:
Nero: Have you been drinking paint?
Dante:..No.
Nero: Let me see your tongue.
Dante:*slowly shows green tongue*
Nero: OH MY GOD!
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V: I have a story to end all stories about when someone wouldn't sleep with me.
Nico: Okay, V but PLEASE keep it in ten words or less
V: Okay, I will
Trish: Okay then, V, let’s hear it. In ten words or less, when did someone NOT sleep with you?
V: The time I was radioactive.
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Saint Paddy's day Party
Nero: Why not just use food coloring for the beer?
Dante: Uh. Cause Beer's not a food. When was the last time you ate a beer?
Nero: When was the last time you drank paint?
Dante, stays quiet:
Nero: Have you been drinking paint?
Dante:..No.
Nero: Let me see your tongue.
Dante:*slowly shows green tongue*
Nero: OH MY GOD!
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Nero: I should turn you in right now
V: You wouldn't...would you?
Nero: Give me one reason why I shouldn't.
V: Because I'm..cute?
Nero:...
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Nero, in fear: What do you want from me?
V:*eats a kitkat the wrong way smiling*
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It’s just one of those days
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[ I made a poll on twitter asking a question related to cannibalism and who would do it in the ship and only 2 days in, V won. I don’t know why I’m surprised by that ]
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Dante: I fixed it
Nero: What did you fix?
Dante: Everything
[Loud explosion in the background]
Dante: ..Except that.
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V: Still no sign that Nero's in any real danger yet
Nero: LET ME GO!
V: Still technically not a cry for help.
Nero: HELP!
V:...Still not a cry for me.
Nero: V!!!!
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V: I’m gay for you, and you’re gay for me.
Dante: Nero, why are you gay for that guy?
Nero: I’m Not! He’s talking stupid
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Lady: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Trish: What's that?
Lady: Morse code.
Trish: I'm even angrier now.
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Lady: Remember when the boys made us watch that movie about the gay guys on the mountain?
Trish:...Lord of rings
Lady: Yeah
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Dante: Am I right, Vergil?
Vergil: I'm almost certain you're not but to be fair, I wasn't listening.
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Nero: I mean why else would she be acting like such a B-I-T-C-H
Vergil: Nero, I think we're a little too old to be spelling things out
Dante: A bitca?
Vergil:....Yes
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Dante: If I don't have some cake soon, I might die.
Nero: Why don't you just have an apple?
Dante: Why don't you mind your business?
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V: Take me, Nero
Nero: Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket.
V: I'm gonna be frank.
Nero:...Okay, can I still be Nero?
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Nero: Alright, this next song goes out to the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony. It's called "We hate you, please die"
Dante: Sweet! Love this one.
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