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incorrectjiiquotes · 4 months
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Dreamfinder: So, uh, Nigel? Things got pretty emotional last night. Can we talk about i- Doc Channing: Nope.
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incorrectjiiquotes · 4 months
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Doc Channing: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven espresso shots Nesenir, behind him in line: Jesus Christ just do cocaine
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incorrectjiiquotes · 4 months
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Figment: [Taking a free sample twice] I am a robber and a fraud.
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incorrectjiiquotes · 4 months
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I wonder if the reason that there's a mountain in the Figment comics despite Florida having absolutely no mountains, is that the artist looked at a map of Florida saw a place labeled Mt. Dora, and took that name at face value without actually checking if it was a mountain or not.
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incorrectjiiquotes · 4 months
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Doc Channing: Did you have a plan? Dreamfinder: I thought adrenaline would take over but it did not
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incorrectjiiquotes · 4 months
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Nesenir, to Figment: I’ve had to listen to your mindless positivity for three days! Nesenir: You’re relentlessly good-natured spirit is a holy nightmare!
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incorrectjiiquotes · 4 months
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Figment: We should go to a haunted house! It would be fun!  Dreamfinder: What’s wrong with the one we live in? Figment: What? Dreamfinder: …Goodnight. Figment: WHAT?!
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incorrectjiiquotes · 4 months
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Dreamfinder: My favorite thing to do is tell my friends about the wild things Victor Hugo did and see the look of shock and horror on their faces because they only know him as the great author who wrote Les Mis and Hunchback of Notre Dame and not as the man who gave his fiancée a living bat in an envelope. Doc Channing: He what now?  
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incorrectjiiquotes · 4 months
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Doc Channing: Alright, obviously we all want to die, but we have to get through this.
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incorrectjiiquotes · 4 months
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Dreamfinder: What are you listening to? Doc Channing: A relaxation tape. The sound of rain is supposed to relax me Dreamfinder: Is it working? Doc Channing: Not really. I keep worrying that I left the oven on
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incorrectjiiquotes · 4 months
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Nesenir: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions! I’m afraid I’ll have to reschedule this appointment.
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incorrectjiiquotes · 4 months
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Sorry for not posting yesterday or today! Basically, this blog is likely never going back to posting every single day, but I'll try posting here a few times a week!
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incorrectjiiquotes · 4 months
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Doc Channing: I hate the saying that what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Doc Channing: I don’t want to be stronger. I want to rest. Doc Channing: What didn’t kill you still tried to kill you. Can’t I at least have a little nap?
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incorrectjiiquotes · 4 months
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Doc Channing: I’m not a night owl or an early bird. I’d say I’m more of a constantly exhausted pigeon.
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incorrectjiiquotes · 4 months
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Doc Channing: Why aren’t the dishes in alphabetical order?! Figment: What does that even mean?  
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incorrectjiiquotes · 4 months
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Dreamfinder: I hate it when Nigel says “Are you even listening to me?”. It’s such a random way to start a conversation…
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incorrectjiiquotes · 4 months
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Dreamfinder: Are you okay? Doc Channing: Not even in theory.
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