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incorrecthick · 3 years
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Sam, looking at Adam: wow He's so pretty.
Izzy: Don't be jealous Sam, you're pretty too.
Sam: I'm not jealous Quill, I'm gay.
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incorrecthick · 3 years
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Tony: You can't hit people for being stupid.
Felix: Why not?
Tony: Because if we did that, Harley would have a concussion.
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incorrecthick · 3 years
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Sam: Just be casual. Try some light flirting.
Adam: I can do that!
*Later*
Izzy: Nice work, high five!
Izzy: *high fives Adam*
Adam: *intertwines fingers*
Adam: I'm in love with you.
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incorrecthick · 3 years
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Tony: Everytime I move I crunch like popcorn.
Felix and Harley in the back: AND EVERYTIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY
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incorrecthick · 3 years
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Quentin: Not sure if destroying his emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
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incorrecthick · 3 years
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Izzy: Well, well, well, if it isn't all that rage i shoved down five years ago.
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incorrecthick · 3 years
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Felix: Yes I am smart
Felix: Yes I am dumb
Felix: It's called being flexible
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incorrecthick · 3 years
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Peter: Izzy no!
Kid!Izzy: IZZY YES!
Gamora: Iz-
Kid!Izzy: Izzy no.
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incorrecthick · 3 years
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Felix: At the end of the day we are all human beans
Miles: And together, we will rice.
Sam: Lettuce pray
Harley: Ramen
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incorrecthick · 3 years
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Felix: Are you busy?
Izzy: Yes.
Felix: Nice, listen to this-
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incorrecthick · 3 years
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Sam: As your best friend-
Izzy: Felix is my best friend.
Sam: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND
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incorrecthick · 3 years
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Adam: Izzy doesn’t look very happy.
Sam: That's her happy. shes's just a bitch.
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incorrecthick · 3 years
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Peter: Are you mad?
Gamora: No.
Peter: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
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incorrecthick · 3 years
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Izzy: I have a problem.
Felix: If it's harder than 2+2, I can't help.
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incorrecthick · 3 years
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Sam: I wanna die.
Izzy: We all do, you aren't special.
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incorrecthick · 3 years
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Izzy: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumb’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.
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incorrecthick · 3 years
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Kolris: *Invites Izzy to laser tag*
Izzy: Sooo... same or different team?
Kolris: *with a smirk* different.
Izzy: Okay.
Kolris: *Takes Izzy into a corner, kisses her, then tags her and calmly walks away*
Izzy: *Has a mental breakdown*
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