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harry: hermione and i made it official! thoughts?? ron: and prayers
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hermione Granger/Harry Potter, Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley Additional Tags: The Golden Trio, Friendship, Touching, Canon Divergence, Friends to Lovers, Romance, Weddings, Soulmates, Slow Burn Summary:
Harry, Ron, and Hermione have an order in which they do things. It starts out just like that: Harry on one side, Hermione on the other, and Ron in the center as they walk down the corridors. But, as Hermione so often says, times change, and so do they. Circumstances shift, people shuffle around — at any rate, Ron and Hermione decide to switch things up. Harry needs some protection, and how are they going to give him that? By putting him in the middle.
— or ron, harry, and hermione are the best of friends with a side dish of harmione —
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hermione Granger/Harry Potter Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter Additional Tags: Touching, Feelings Realization, One Shot, Expecto Patronum | Patronus Charm (Harry Potter), Hogwarts Third Year Summary:
When Harry realizes he saw himself across the lake three hours ago, not his father, he knows he needs to think of something happy to cast the Patronus he witnessed.
Whom else would he think of but her?
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harry: you love me, right?
hermione: of course!
harry: even if i did something bad?
hermione: of… course
harry: no, i mean like something really, really —
hermione: WHAT DID YOU DO
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harry: i’m going to need a human skull but you can’t ask why
hermione: only if you also don’t ask why
hermione: [pulls out a bag of four immaculate human skulls]
harry:
harry: that one looks good
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harry: so technically, pickles are a fruit
ron, glaring at hermione: anyone. you could have picked liTERALLY ANYONE
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hermione: i’m having husband problems with you
harry:
harry: but… we aren’t married
hermione: yes that’s the problem
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i am in need of assistance.
i just finished reading a really great (if slightly dysfunctional) harry potter fanfic which involved harmione. was tagged harmione, harry potter/hermione granger, the whole enchilada.
i was NOT pleased when i learned there is a second one in which ron and hermione end up together. that is not what i signed up for. no hate to the author whatsoever, it was great writing, except now i’m questioning everything and need some harmione for my soul.
normally i’m not one for reading fics, i much prefer writing them, but desperate times call for desperate measures. so if anyone has any recs, i would greatly appreciate it.
i am: not okay.
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hermione: i don’t know how to flirt so i’m just going to glare at you until we get married
harry, getting down on one knee: oh my god it’s working
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harry: let's play a game!
hermione: okay, let's play I Spy
A Little Fucker Who Needs To Shut Up While I'm Sleeping
harry:
harry: is it me?
hermione: it's 3 am harry
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hermione: you’re way too hot!
harry, delirious with fever: i know but i’m so glad you noticed
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hermione: hey
harry: i have a girlfriend
hermione:
hermione: i’m your girlfriend
harry: i know i still just can’t believe it
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harry: i’ve only ever said “i love you” to two people
harry: hermione
harry: and some random girl coming out of a shop i once thought was hermione
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hermione: you know what your problem is? you’re cute, but no one ever told you to shut up
harry: you think i’m cute?
hermione: shut up!
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hermione: you’re an idiot
harry: but i’m your idiot
harry, shoving his wedding ring in hermione’s face: for LIFE
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harry: what exactly do you think of me, hermione?
hermione: somewhere between “fuck you” and “i’d fuck you”
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parvati, to lavender: i love laying my head on your chest when you’re sleeping so i can hear you breathe
hermione, to harry: i recorded you snoring so you can hear how loud you are and why i can’t sleep
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