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Question: What is Gunvolt to you?" Joule: My... friend. If it wasn't for him I would've never gotten to see the world. Oh, and- Kirin: Well, I guess I owe him my life. I guess... and also I'm not the only one, but... ZedΩ: Well, to be honest... I don't really know much about him. I can say this though... Nova: An idiot. Teseo: AN IDIOT. Zonda: ...Misguided. Copen: A damned monster whose stupidity is only matched by the side of his heart. Asimov: Need I say more? He's... "The Strongest
Jujutsu Kaisen, though I was inspired to make this quote from this reddit post: https://new.reddit.com/r/TheOwlHouse/comments/1awkg9e/what_is_eda_clawthorne_to_you_artofmacks/
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Kirin: How would you like your hair cut?
Shiron: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.
Source: https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator
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Grazie: Who wants to go out of the country on a road trip?
Prado: Yea, I could drink legally!
Sistina: I could hang out with the boys!
Serpentine: I could hide from the consequences of my actions.
Source: https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator
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BB on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh.
BB on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!
Source: https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator
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Kirin (to GV, unprompted): I know everyone’s like “the only way to kill Dracula is a stake through the heart”, but in modern times I think we should at least try hitting him with a very fast car.
Source: Twitter
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Prado: Hey everyone. I’m bi.
Sistina: Yeah, no shit.
ZedΩ: Easy, Sistina. Thank you for telling us, Prado. We love you.
Serpentine: I just hit someone with my car.
Source: Random text meme the-smashor saw once
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incorrectgunvoltquotes · 11 months
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Null: I don’t like sand. It’s course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Especially in my limb joints.
Source: Star Wars
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incorrectgunvoltquotes · 11 months
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*Nova speaking with Elise 1 before recruiting her, thinking she’s talking about a scientist or something*
Nova: But if you were to stop focusing on her needs, what would happen?
Elise 1: They won’t grow to full power.
Nova: Exactly, she won’t grow to full power. That’s so weird, why would you phrase it like that? But yes!
*A door opens*
Nova: Hi! Are you here for the meeting? Well come on down!
*Elise 3 begins ranting about how she wants to turn the entire world into zombies while Elise 2 tries to kill the nearest living thing*
Nova: Okay, obviously we’re dealing with a little bit more than just narcissism here.
Source: Renfield (2023)
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Copen: Is ‘No’ an emotion, because that’s what I’m feeling right now.
Source: Texts from Last Night
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*Everyone is playing a board game together*
Crimm: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Rebellio: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Bakto: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Dystnine: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Isola: *flips the board*
Source: ?
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Autochrome: Don’t say a word.
Vespa: Fergalicious.
Autochrome: I said no words!
Vespa: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago when we were playing scrabble it’s not a word and now suddenly it is because it’s convenient for you!
Source: ?
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Serpentine: When someone points at your clothes and asks “Whose funeral is it?” Having a look around the room and saying “I haven’t decided yet” is typically a good response.
Source: ?
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Ghauri: Make no mistake! Not only am I party rocking, I’m also in the house tonight!
Teseo: But are you shuffling?
Ghauri: Everyday.
Tenjian: What language are you two speaking?
Source: Tumblr?
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Copen: You say you’ve been keeping our base up to code but I’ve been talking to Kyota and he informed me that the floor is actually lava, which I don’t need to tell you, is a pretty serious safety hazard.
Kohaku: Was that a joke just now?
Source: ?
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Dacite: You know… If you keep running your mouth like that, I might have to throw you out of this room.
Vespa: I'd love to see that.
Dacite: You ever been through a glass door?
Vespa: I have. I opened it and walked out.
Source: Tumblr?
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Tenjian: Something seems fishy…
Asroc: *looks at Milas*
Milas: You know what? Screw you guys. I’m going home.
Source: Tumblr?
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Apollo: Something about me is that I need to be an A+ customer. I want to believe that after I walk out the employees are all like “Wow, he’s worked in a similar position” and they smile and nod to each other. Source: Twitter
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