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Jule B.: Mats did you have a nightmare last night?
Mats: Uh, no, why?
Jule B.: Well, I heard you screaming and calling Benni's name a lot, and whenever I have nightmares I usually call for him too.
Mats & Benni: *choke*
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Benni: So like… do you want to go out with me?
Mats: Let me think about it and consider it.
*one hour and twenty five minutes later*
Mats: I’ve thought about it and yes, I will marry you.
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Mats: Ask me why I love Benedikt Höwedes.
Thomas: . . . Why do you love Benedikt Höwedes?
Mats: *switches on the projector to a 200 slide presentation* I’m glad you asked.
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Mats: You can't make everyone like you. You're not Benni.
Thomas: Not everyone likes Benni.
Mats: Who doesn't?
Thomas: Well-
Mats: Names. Now. Give me their names.
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Thomas: Hey, Neuer.
Manu: When will you stop calling me Neuer??
Thomas: When I can start calling you Muller.
Manu: [blushes]
Marc:
Marc: [sees Bernd entering the room] Hey, Leno.
Bernd: When will you stop calling me Leno??
Marc: When I can start calling you ter Stegen.
Bernd: Seriously?? Why do I need to use your last name? Why don't YOU use my last name instead??
Manu: [slamming his gloves down] ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
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Mod M here, to give you a lil update of this with some more my personal favourites!!! also not at all dying at the compliment mod S gave me .... can only give that back to you babe, your fics never fail to make me grin and giggle
maxverstappens on ao3 / @pierlex here on tumblr has some AMAZING Hömmels and Neuller fics, I absolutely adore her writing, and she has some amazing, fluffy AUs, too!!
thebaddestwitch on ao3 / @havesomeballs on tumblr with just the BEST Neuller fics. Seriously, I am so in love with her writing and the raw emotions in her works. Also, prime PRIME smut, if you're into that kinda thing ;)
and finally, a classic, Khalehla, also known as the queen of Steno, for that prime, sweet enemies/rivals-to-lovers goodness, with some other ships thrown into the mix for a perfect bag of ficness!
Happy reading!!
Mod M
hi!!!! love ur quotes, do u read any fics??? got any recommendations for good gnt content???
Helloooo!!! thank you so much, we are so glad that you liked our quotes.
I used to read tons of football fics (especially gnt ships), but to be honest with you, I haven't read a new football fic since 2019. That being said, here are some of the authors I can recommend:
Anything written by @khalehla is a gem, ao3 link here.
@tyskerunge is great as well, especially if you like Neuer/Großkreutz. you can find them here.
caravanslost on ao3 is a great writer as well (sorry I don't know their tumblr handle), they are inactive since 2015 but the fics are 💯
ascience on ao3 is GREAT as well, I have some of their fics memorized. (I knew their tumblr handle but I forgot I'm sorry ascience if you are reading this find me I love you)
I don't know much about their recent works but Yyydelilah's works were amazing back in the day, I'm pretty sure they are still great.
If you are into Meyretzka (man they were the in-fashion ship back in the day, now I don't even know where Max Meyer is), BoomXhakalaka has incredible Meyretzka fics.
AAAAAND last but not least, my personal favorite, Mod M, has spectacular fics and you all should go and read them because her works are truly incredible. Her ao3 username is meggiewrites.
(and if you like terrible, abandoned trash about ships no one cares about you can check my ao3 as well, I guess. It's here.)
There are probably many others that I forgot, but I think I mentioned most of my favorites. If Mod M has her additional recommendations, she'll add them to this thread I guess.
Enjoy reading!
Mod S
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hi!!!! love ur quotes, do u read any fics??? got any recommendations for good gnt content???
Helloooo!!! thank you so much, we are so glad that you liked our quotes.
I used to read tons of football fics (especially gnt ships), but to be honest with you, I haven't read a new football fic since 2019. That being said, here are some of the authors I can recommend:
Anything written by @khalehla is a gem, ao3 link here.
@tyskerunge is great as well, especially if you like Neuer/Großkreutz. you can find them here.
caravanslost on ao3 is a great writer as well (sorry I don't know their tumblr handle), they are inactive since 2015 but the fics are 💯
ascience on ao3 is GREAT as well, I have some of their fics memorized. (I knew their tumblr handle but I forgot I'm sorry ascience if you are reading this find me I love you)
I don't know much about their recent works but Yyydelilah's works were amazing back in the day, I'm pretty sure they are still great.
If you are into Meyretzka (man they were the in-fashion ship back in the day, now I don't even know where Max Meyer is), BoomXhakalaka has incredible Meyretzka fics.
AAAAAND last but not least, my personal favorite, Mod M, has spectacular fics and you all should go and read them because her works are truly incredible. Her ao3 username is meggiewrites.
(and if you like terrible, abandoned trash about ships no one cares about you can check my ao3 as well, I guess. It's here.)
There are probably many others that I forgot, but I think I mentioned most of my favorites. If Mod M has her additional recommendations, she'll add them to this thread I guess.
Enjoy reading!
Mod S
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Jogi: What are you guys doing?
Manu: Losing.
Jogi: I don't understand!
Manu: Neither do I.
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Bierhoff: How do we usually get out of these types of messes?
Löw: We don't. We just make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one.
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mod s my beloved <3 ty for the hummeus content ily
mod m ily too tho <3333
Ahhh, you're welcome Anon! Hummeus is the ship I'm going to die on, what can I say? ❤
Mod S
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Marco Reus: I’m so sad Mario isn’t with us anymore. He is my best friend.
Mats Hummels: What about me?
Marco: You’re my worst friend.
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Julian Brandt, frantically searching his apartment: Goddammit, where is it ??
Marco Reus: What are you looking for ?
Jule: Kai made me a best friend bracelet with some macaroni and he wants me to wear it tonight. Have you seen it ?
Marco: *looks down at his boiling pasta* Uh— no clue dude, sorry.
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Manuel Neuer, stubbing his toe: Ow! Son of a bi-
Thomas Müller, pointing at Jamal: Children!
Neuer: Biscuit. Son of a biscuit.
Müller: Nice save!
Neuer: Yeah! Fucking nailed it
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Mats Hummels: Why are you looking at me through a fork?
Joachim Löw: I’m pretending that you’re in jail.
Mats: Why?
Löw: It’s spiritually healing.
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Löw: I think we’re missing something here.
Marco: Cohesion? Teamwork? A general sense of what we’re doing?
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Mats: I’m very upset and nothing can make me feel better right now.
Manu:
Mats: No.
Toni:
Mats: Guys, don’t.
Sami: *brings Benni into the room*
Mats: *fighting back a smile* Dammit.
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