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This is a great account 😂
thank you!! <33
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rob: so your plan is to spend the rest of your life being scared if everything?
flo: well no, it’s not my ONLY plan
flo: someday i’d like to plant a vegetable garden
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rob: so flo, when did you get your driver’s license?
flo: my what?
isa: i need to get out of this car
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flo: do you know what i’ve realised?
rob: some thoughts are better left unsaid?
flo: nice try, anyways-
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isa: i have tiny hands. perfect for thievery.
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isa: let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
rob: okay, but in my defence flo bet me 10 quid i couldn’t drink all that shampoo
isa: that’s not what i wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO??
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isa: if you don’t stop talking, i’m going to jump out of that window.
rob: we’re on the ground floor.
isa: i know but i want a dramatic exit
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flo, to isa: thank god i’m hot enough to get away with how annoying i am
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isa: are you alright?
flo: short answer or long answer?
isa: short?
flo: no
isa: long?
flo: noooooo
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flo: the worst thing about parallel parking is the witnesses.
isa: no witness if you’re bad enough at parallel parking
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happy international lesbian day to isabella summers. she’s not a lesbian, but i am and i dedicate this one to her.
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