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I'm not exactly sure why out of all of the quotes related to OET, somehow this one is the one that's gotten the most interactions, but I'm also not exactly complaining.
Matpat: Hello there, my name is Matthew Patrick and today we will be proving that cats are not solids, but instead liquids. For this experiment, I've borrowed my fluffy volunteer Jasmine and a glass bowl.
[Jasmine fits perfectly into it.]
Jasmine: If I fits, I sits.
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During the Pirates' Test
Joey: Land ho! Bretman: Bitch, I told you to stop calling me that!
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Safiya, in the cell: Trapped. Caught like a rat in a trap. I can't sleep. These dark, dank walls are closing in. I call to you, the spirits of the cell, save me! Save me! How long has it been? The days turn to months... Rosanna: .... Veronica, standing outside: it’s been eight minutes, do you want some booze?
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Alex, about Jesse when he and Destorm get taken away: Shhhhhh. Let him be a dumbass.
Tana: No! He has a gun.
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Lele: Remember that you’re always someone’s reason to smile.
Matt H.: Aww.
Lele: Cause you’re a joke.
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Season 4, Episode 1:
The Sorceress: Hello there, long time no see!
Joey:
The Sorceress: Except in my revenge fantasies where I see you on an hourly basis.
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Safiya, when she first saw the Killer Clowns: To quote the roadrunner, Meep-Meep, motherfucker!
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When Joey sent out the invitations and they looked at their roles:
Nikita: Are you implying that I’m a troublemaker?
Joey: Of course not. I am blatantly stating it.
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The Sorceress: Fools! I've lured you all here to play the deadliest game! Hahaha!
Liza: *Nodding* Knife monopoly.
Andrea R.:
Joey:
Destorm:
Jesse:
Alex:
The Sorceress: ...I was actually going to send my lieutenants after you, but now I'm actually more curious as to what Knife Monopoly is.
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Sierra: I don't believe in the glorification of murder.
Sierra: I DO believe in the empowerment of women.
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Roi: Guys.....we need help!
Joey: What? Are Nikita and Manny twerking on the carousel?
Roi: Worse. Much worse.
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Manny: Uh, Nikita? What are you wearing?
Nikita: MY EMOTIONS, DARLING! STRESS COUTURE!
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Nikita: Apparently I’m, what was it? 
Nikita: 'Volatile, self-obsessed, and doesn’t play well with others'
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Doing the ritual in Season 1, Episode 6
Sierra: No problemo! Sierra, internally: But it was all problemo.
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Joey: All I did was kill Glozell, is that really such a crime? Oli: Oli: Yes?!
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Joey: There's nothing to do…. Glozell: You can wash the dishes you promised to wash about a week ago. Joey: pulls out their phone Nevermind.
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Tim: Can we get a birthday cake? Andrea B.: It’s not your birthday. Tim: The cake won’t know!
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