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Trewlove: Hallowed be thy ween.
Fancy: You’re gonna hollow out my WHAT?
Trewlove: Your ween.
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Morse: You almost got us killed!
Jakes: …
Jakes: You’ve nearly gotten us killed a dozen times.
Jakes: Yesterday.
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Fancy: You deserve a reward for putting up with me. 
Trewlove: You are my reward. 
Meanwhile…
Morse: You deserve a reward for putting up with me. 
Jakes: True, you can be really difficult at times. 
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Fancy: I’m a hopeless bromantic.
Fancy: High five me in the rain, fist bump me gently as the sun sets.
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“Academia is cool and sexy until I’m expected to do work.”
-Endeavour Morse (at university).
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Jakes: You’re annoying.
Morse: Then stop holding my hand.
Jakes: No.
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“I'm like if a corpse had to wake up every day.”
-Endeavour Morse.
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Morse: [Loses Fancy in a crowd]
Morse:
Morse: [Shrugs]
Morse: Oh, well.
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Fancy: What if they made virgin edibles? Like, edibles with no weed?
Morse: …
Morse: Fancy, do you mean FOOD?
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Joan: You’ll never guess what Morse just asked me!
Jakes: Was it ‘can I borrow a comb’?
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Fancy: Quick, take my hand!
Trewlove, grabbing his hand: Now what?
Fancy: Nothing. I just wanted to hold hands.
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“Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?”
-Peter Jakes.
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“It is not blood that runs through these veins but glitter gel pen ink.”
-Shirley Trewlove.
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Fancy: We should get married.
Trewlove: We’ve been together for less than a year.
Fancy: I know and I’ve shown incredible restraint for waiting this long.
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“Life keeps fucking me and I can't remember the safeword.”
-Endeavour Morse.
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i love my men pathetic, in need of therapy and with a long list of crimes
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