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Timmy, at some point : I'm a good person, I don't deserve to be mistaken for a heterosexual.
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Niels : *turns on the lamp to read*
Junior : You may as well call me that lamp.
Niels : Why?
Junior : Because you turn me on.
Niels : *slams book shut*
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Hugo : You're very handsome. Don't let anyone tell you any different.
Farès : They don't.
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Hugo E : Oh... You. Aren't you busy ruining my life?
Donny : I noticed you weren't at dinner, but I saw you tried to poison my wine. Usually when you do that, it means you want to talk. What's up, are you mad at me?
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Kevin, pointing out of a window : Tuta, do you see that over there? Running between the trees?
Tuta, confused : No, I don't. What's it?
Kevin : It's my patience for your shit, running away from me again.
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Paxten : You know, I'm kind of a sexy bad boy who jumps off of buildings and is always breaking rules in the name of justice.
Hugo : I don't like where this is going.
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Philipp : What's wrong with the way I dress?
Aurélio : Some people might say that all the black leather kind of makes you look like an evil villain.
Aurélio : Ugh, not me though, I think you look like a sexy motorcycle.
Mario : Aurélio... Pull it together.
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Kaua : What are you doing?
Simon : Blackmailing you.
Kaua : Oh.
Kaua :
Kaua : I don't like it.
Simon : I'm fairly certain you're not supposed to.
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Paxten : I have a science headcanon!
Omar : I am literally begging you to say ''hypothesis'' like a normal person.
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Philipp : Maybe, just once, someone will call me ''sir'' without adding ''you're making a scene.''
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Robin, standing in the ruins of a room, holding out his hand : Do you trust me?
Willian : No! This isn't Aladdin!
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Hrvoje : When are you finally going to sleep?
Makoto : I scheduled a nap for a week next Thursday.
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Ellyes : There is not a day that goes by without me being ready, willing, and able to spread the gospel of Kerrygold Butter to anyone who will listen.
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Robin : Hostage or not, sometimes it's nice to be held.
Willian :
Willian : Are you okay?
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Aurélio : See you in hell.
Philipp : Are you asking me out on a date?
Philipp : I accept.
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Omar, watching Ellyes sleep : He's my life, my love, my everything. He looks so peaceful while sleeping. I love him so much.
Ellyes : *snores*
Omar : I can't live like this.
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Tuta : Makoto! Help me!
Makoto : Got two words for you.
Tuta : I bet they won't be helpful--
Makoto : Your. Problem.
Tuta, scowling : I was fucking right.
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