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Yakov: You’re right.

Anna: That’s… That’s an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Yakov: These people fill my heart with some sort of new emotion I've never felt before. They make me feel warm and want to smile!

Dr. Milts: Yakov Platonich, I think that's happiness.

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Yakov: We need a distraction.

Anna: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Anton, whispering: My time has come.

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Anton: Why are you on the floor?

Yakov: I’m depressed.

Yakov: Also I was stabbed, can you get dr. Milts, please.

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Anna: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Yakov?

Yakov: No.

Anton: I do.

Anna: I know, Anton.

Anton: I'm sad.

Anna: I know, Anton.

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Tregubov: What is your biggest weakness?

Yakov: I can be uncooperative.

Tregubov: Okay, can you give me an example?

Yakov: No.

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Anna: You have to apologize to the Prince.

Yakov: Fine.

Yakov: ‘Unfuck you’ or whatever.

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Anton: Yakov Platonich will never agree to this plan.

Anna: Sure he will.

Anton: He already refused three times.

Anna: Okay, watch the master at work.

Anna, turning to Yakov with puppy dog eyes: Can we-

Yakov: Yes.

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Anna, rushing into the office:

Yakov: What did you do?

Anna: Nobody died.

Yakov: What kind of answer is that?

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Anton: If you wake up much earlier than normal, you will feel secret emotions.

Anton: One time I woke up at 6 am and stared at the sunrise for an hour. Don't know what those emotions were but they sure were a lot!

Anton: But if you stay up late enough, you feel those same emotions but the bad versions of them.

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Pyotr: I'm writing a diary full of lies.

Pyotr: I want my family to read it after I die and be like "wait, what?".

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Maria: I can’t believe you’re getting so worked up over… some detective!

Anna: This one’s different. He’s honest, he’s sweet-

Maria: Please.

Anna: -he would never do anything to hurt me!

Maria: He's a DETECTIVE!

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Anton, taking off a hat to reveal a smaller, sparkly, secret hat underneath: Does this answer your question?

Yakov: I never even asked a question.

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Anton: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Anna: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Anton: Yes.

Yakov: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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Pyotr: Do you take constructive criticism?

Maria: I only take cash or credit.

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Evgrashin: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...

Ulyashin: You would eat yourself?

Evgrashin: I wouldn't even question it.

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Anna: If you had to choose between Yakov and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Anton: That depends, how much money are we talking about?

Yakov: Anton!

Anna: 63 cents.

Anton: I’ll take the money.

Yakov: ANTON!!

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