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Lolth: I’m good.

Yeenoghu: … Lolth: Yes, I haven’t slept in a solid 83 hours. But I’m good.

#dnd #Dungeons and Dragons #Lolth #Yeenoghu #source: adventure time

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Graz’zt: Why is there only one door in the hideout? What if there’s a fire? Orcus: Graz’zt, you know my plan in an emergency is just to count to ten and wait for death’s embrace.

#dnd #Dungeons and Dragons #Orcus #Graz'zt #source: the mindy project

[incorrectdemonlords]

In honor of Transgender Awareness Week, I’m offering an ultimatum to any and all TERFs who might be following me, leave. I don’t need your hatred and bigotry here, and I’m sure no one else does either. 

#trans #transgender awareness

[incorrectdemonlords]

Orcus: Oh I just could not get out of bed this morning. Kiaransalee: Hmm.. someone leave a big rock on your coffin again?

#dnd #Dungeons and Dragons #Orcus #Kiaransalee #source: the nanny

[incorrectdemonlords]

Graz’zt: Pale Night gave me a get better soon card. Aameul: That's sweet. Graz’zt: I wasn't sick, she just thought I could do better.

#dnd #Dungeons and Dragons #Graz'zt #Demogorgon #source: tumblr

[incorrectdemonlords]

Fraz-Urb’luu: This conversation would be somewhat less absurd if I could understand you. Dretch: *screams* Fraz-Urb’luu: Oh, really? I hadn't considered that.

#dnd #Dungeons and Dragons #Fraz-Urb'luu #Dretch #source: critical role

[incorrectdemonlords]

“Sick of people who want to kill me just because I’m evil.”

-Orcus

#dnd #Dungeons and Dragons #Orcus #source: tumblr

[incorrectdemonlords]

“No logical decisions we die like horror movie protagonists.”

-Yeenoghu

#dnd #Dungeons and Dragons #Yeenoghu #source: tumblr

[incorrectdemonlords]

Graz’zt: I don't mean to scare you, I just need to use you as bait. Juiblex: Well, that's comforting.

#dnd #Dungeons and Dragons #Graz'zt #Juiblex #source: agents of shield

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Orcus: Two goals: stop Zariel, find Demogorgon. Juiblex: Aren't you forgetting the third? Orcus: What's that? Juiblex: Don't die out there. We tend to remind each other not to die. Orcus: I thought that was implicit. Graz’zt: They like to hear it. Juiblex: Who doesn't like to hear it?

#dnd #Dungeons and Dragons #Orcus #Juiblex #Graz'zt #source: agents of shield

[incorrectdemonlords]

There’s still been users still getting their accounts hacked and used by the Ray Bans bot. It is still a threat.

⚠️DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK IF YOU ARE TAGGED IN IT. It’s tagging masses of people in one go and targeting them directly now. Even using trusted users who were once a follower of yours.

#Just saw this #Signal boost

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Kiaransalee: It's Orcus, right? Orcus: And you are? Kiaransalee: I'm the guy who kills Orcus.

#dnd #Dungeons and Dragons #Orcus #Kiaransalee #source: agents of shield

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Aameul: How long have I been doing this? Graz’zt: Long enough to be a pain in the arse.

#dnd #Dungeons and Dragons #Demogorgon #Graz'zt #source: daredevil

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Zariel: You two will want to get acquainted. You're the last one the other's gonna see alive. Orcus: Yeah, well, we're ready to die! Graz’zt: No! No. No, no, no, no. I'm extremely not ready to die.

#dnd #Dungeons and Dragons #Orcus #Graz'zt #Zariel #source: agents of shield

[incorrectdemonlords]

Pale Night: Baphomet, you're bleeding. Baphomet: Oh that explains it. Pale Night: Explains what? Baphomet: The stabbing pain in my side.

#dnd #Dungeons and Dragons #Baphomet #Pale Night #source: daredevil

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Graz’zt: We know the law, we'll use that to our advantage. Yeenoghu: Do we have a choice? Graz’zt: Not so much.

#dnd #Dungeons and Dragons #Graz'zt #Yeenoghu #source: daredevil

[incorrectdemonlords]

Zuggtmoy: There was a time when you trusted me. Juiblex: When was that?

#dnd #Dungeons and Dragons #Juiblex #Zuggtmoy #source: daredevil