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Alice: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
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Sophie: how long are you going to be mad at me?
Ryan: [glowers]
Ryan: Ten minutes.
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Renee: Alright, that’s it. Swear words are illegal now, if you say one, you’ll be fined.
Ryan: Heck.
Renee: You're on thin fucking ice.
Ryan:
Renee: oh no.
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Luke: What is something you never tell someone about their boss?
Mary: Your boss is pretty.
Ryan: Is she single?
Kate: Hey you stole mine.
Sophie: She's got a cute butt.
Alice: I like hers better.
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Luke: Kate!
Kate: Yeah?
Luke: What do you say when someone tells you they're gay?
Ryan: It's about time.
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Luke: So are you going to explain how the hell you crashed the bat-mobile?
Sophie: Well, Ryan was driving and there was a deer in the road, so i said, "Ryan, Deer!"
Luke: And Ryan, what did you do?
Ryan: ...I said, "yes, honey?"
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Marquis: I could kill you if i wanted to.
Ryan: yeah? so could a human being. So could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. You're not special.
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Ryan: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?
Sophie: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes.
Alice: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.
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Mary: What's your type?
Alice: Dark hair and eyes, about 5'9, crazy jawline-
Mary: I mean your blood type.
Alice: Oh. Uh, red.
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Alice: [pulls back curtain while Sophie is in the shower] Are we - stop screaming it's just me - out of cheetos?
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Ryan: Pamala gives Renee flowers everyday, i wish you would do that too.
Sophie: okay.
[later]
Sophie: [gives renee flowers]
Renee: Huh?
Sophie: I don't know, i'm confused as well.
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Kate: So, you're bisexual?
Alice: No i'm not..i'm straight. I just am attracted to girls sometimes.
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Alice: You know what i've realized?
Ryan: That some thoughts are better unsaid?
Alice: Nice try, anyways-
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Jacob: [Answering the phone] Hello?
Alice: Hey, it's Alice.
Jacob: What did she do this time?
Alice: No, it's me, Alice!
Jacob: What'd you do this time?
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