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Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well-rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Wanda Maximoff
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Agatha: Will you be supervillain lesbian lovers with me for Halloween?
Wanda:
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Wanda: I wish I could block people in real life.
Monica: Restraining order.
Agatha: Murder.
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Agnes: Well, if ignorance is bliss, you must be one happy fucking idiot.
Pietro: I am, thank you.
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Monica: [to Wanda] You've got more issues than National Geographic
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Darcy: [about why she didn't kiss Monica] She didn't even give me the signal!
Woo: What, is she gonna... Is she gonna bat her eyes at you in Morse code?
Woo: [bats eyes] Darcy... kiss me. No! You just kiss her!
Darcy: Not if you don't get the signal!
Woo: [spontaneously kisses Vision] Did Vision give me the signal?
Vision: No!
Vision: [to Wanda] I didn't, I swear!
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Vision: Perhaps there's more to Pietro than meets the eye.
Wanda: No, there's less.
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Darcy: I wish I could say I outdid myself, but I'm always this good. So I simply did myself.
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Wanda: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine.
Wanda: I became more evil if you're curious.
Vision: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
Wanda: I'm going to get worse on purpose.
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Pietro: I have an idea.
Wanda: [looks at him suspiciously] A good one?
Pietro: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
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Monica: Your uncontrolled magic is triggered by anger and fear.
Wanda: Those are like the baseline of any woman just existing.
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Billy: [in a text to Wanda] Tommy and I'll be home in five minutes.
Billy: If not, read this again.
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Monica: Mansplaining is-
Hayward: Mansplaining is when a man explains something to a woman that she already knows but he acts like he's teaching her. Does that make sense to you?
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Wanda: Would you call me selfish?
Agnes: Not to your face.
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Darcy: This is the maintenance closet, Jimmy.
Darcy: This is the most cliché hiding place you could have chosen. This is the stupidest hiding place.
Woo: I'm sorry, I didn't take us to the Bahamas of hiding places!
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Dottie: The only time you seem honest is when you're insulting someone!
Agnes: The only honest things I can say to you are insults!
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Woo: So I was wondering if you could help me out.
Darcy: Say no more. Here's bunch of explosives
Woo: Nope, different thing.
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