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I probably made this one trickier than I should have (sorry anime-only fans, I should've picked something that you guys would know)

The correct answer is...

Ougai! It was the fish dish of his Full Course! They found the golden can during the AIR arc!

ATOM was part of Acacia's full course, and it was the part that Coco was aiming for!

Jewel Meat was a trick question. Back in Regal Mammoth, Toriko and Sunny fought over who got to keep it, and Sunny won!

Shining Gourami was on Ichiryuu's Training List for Toriko. At the wedding, Ougai was served alongside the Shining Gourami

Durian Bomb was the Durian Bomb. Not too sure what to say about it

Sandoriko appeared in the PAIR arc, and was Coco's hors d'oeuvres (although the announcement went ignored by the rest of the party)

Madam Fish was featured in the 100th episode special, and was also served at the wedding with the Ougai

And the Nitro Cherries were part of Meteor Garlic arc. If you'll remember, Toriko ate them unprepared and they exploded in his stomach.

Tune in again, on the next episode of Mod Chef Needs To Touch Grass!

#im still not too sure what to do with tumblr polls #but i figure “just incorrect quotes” is probably getting a little stale after 3 years #and since nobody else is making toriko content #might as well be me #(im always open to suggestions though!) #toriko #spoilers #major spoilers

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back when Toriko and Coco were the only Kings still on speaking terms

Toriko: Hey, Coco! Did you know your my BFFLWYLION?

Coco: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Toriko: Best Friend For Life Whether You Like It Or Not.

Coco:

#i was gonna use komatsu instead of coco but then i remembered that komatsu got attached to toriko first #and he would NOT fucking say that #toriko #toriko character #coco #four heavenly kings #source: unknown #incorrect quotes

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i don't know if anyone's still around from the Boiled Pepsi Fiasco, but i'll have you know the Pilk ask is still in my inbox

#look id love to make another video about it #but i cant do it with my brother anymore and i feel like it might come off as vaguely sad without him #(hes not dead we just had a really bad familial falling out and now i dont talk to him) #the mod speaks #not a quote

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alright! i made it a little more colourful and less "wall of text-y". i hope.

also, i've added a "lore" page. this isn't toriko lore, but it's lore about this blog and its history. this blog's been up for a while, and if any newcomers are every confused about things like "not so friendly reminder that this was an actual canon backstory" or "boiled pepsi", i want them to be able to fully appreciate the sheer absurdity of those words. lmk if you think i'm missing anything!

man my about / tag search pages are such an eyesore. i'm gonna fix that.

#not a quote #the mod speaks #reblog

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man my about / tag search pages are such an eyesore. i'm gonna fix that.

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Melk I, with his microphone stone: Hey!

Melk II: What do you want?

Melk I: Remember what I said to you yesterday?

Melk II: ... you said something yesterday?

#yes i still remember all the side characters #ive had this hyperfixation since 2011 #melk i #melk ii #melk #sharpener melk #oh my god i've never tagged anything with melk i #toriko #toriko anime #toriko manga #source: unknown #incorrect quotes

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Out of curiosity, if you're familiar with d&d at all, how do you think the kings would play? If you aren't familiar, how wild do you think board game night with them would be? Violence within minutes I'm guessing

Unfortunately, you've managed to find the one guy on Tumblr who's only vaguely familiar with D&D (scandalous, i know. but d&d requires friends to play with and seeing as i run an incorrect blog for a dead show it's safe to say i don't have those)

I wholeheartedly believe that with the kings as kids, board game night would probably go like this:

Each of the Kings has a whole internal monologue about how they're going to prove they're the BETTER King

They each go through Turn 1 side-eyeing each other

Turn 2, shouting match (either between Toriko and Zebra or Zebra and Sunny. Coco may or may not have been the catalyst for the fight, but he's certainly not yelling)

Before Turn 2 ends, Ichiryuu has to step in and shut it down because they've started a fight and wrecked everything

As adults, board game night would probably go a little more like this:

It doesn't.

By the time they're all adults, they've probably got enough resentment built up from last board game night (like, fifteen years ago) and refuse to even think about it.

But of course, by the time they get Komatsu, he's the calming agent that lets them get to actually sitting down and playing. Toriko, Sunny, and Zebra obviously start chirping before the game's even started. There's a shouting match by Turn 1. Komatsu (hopefully) keeps things from getting physically violent. Coco wins and either Sunny or Zebra flips over the board (if Zebra flips the board, he declares the game to be stupid and 'only for cocky people'. If Sunny flips the board, he accuses Coco of cheating)

#do i have any quotes about the Kings playing board games? if not i feel like i should #this has been one of my FAVOURITE asks to answer thank you anon #anon ask #ask #not a quote #the mod speaks #toriko #toriko anime #toriko manga #mitsutoshi shimabukuro

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Thought I'd let you know that the Binging with Babish channel has a Toriko episode out, where they made something from Toriko! Crazy! Haven't actually watched it yet, but I had to tell you the moment I saw it!

I have never watched Binging with Babish, and I certainly haven't seen this episode, so I'm gonna outsource the reviewing process to the like, four people on Tumblr who might've seen it.

Is it any good?

#ask #anon ask #mod chef here. i've been living under a rock for the past two years #toriko #not a quote #the mod speaks

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just letting you guys know that i'm not dead. i haven't abandoned this blog. i still love toriko! i just got insanely busy with school and work and forgot to log back in.

quotes will be more sparse but they're scheduled to go up at vaguely random intervals.

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Toriko: What is one thing that became clearer the older you got?

Coco: Why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog

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Sunny: You have an unhealthy obsession with food.

Toriko: You mean the stuff that keeps us alive?

Toriko: Yes. Yes, I do.

Toriko: Hello, my name is The Glutton Of The Heavenly Kings and I am a food eater.

#t..... toriko #toriko no #sunny #sani #toriko #toriko character #toriko anime #toriko manga #source: kulipari #toriko (series) #incorrect quotes #incorrect toriko quotes #gluttony #food #wow what stupid tags for a toriko blog

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Coco: You're one of my closest friends and my brother's partner, I would do anything for you.

Komatsu: I want you to maintain a decent sleep schedule and go back to Gourmet Hunting.

Coco: Absolutely not.

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Coco: Can we stop by the mall? I need to buy a dress.

Ichiryuu: Okay, first of all, I'm so glad you felt comfortable enough to come to me with that, and you know what? If this something you want to explore-

Coco: Oh no, it’s for Sunny. But you handled that really well.

#anyone find any good fanart of coco in a dress? #i think he'd look good #toriko (series) #toriko #heavenly king coco #coco #ichiryuu #ichiryu #president ichiryu #igo #international gourmet organization #source: unknown #the kings as kids #dresses #sunny #sani #well he's mentioned okay #incorrect quotes #yes this is scheduled for june sue me

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toriko day!

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Coco: How are you two doing?

Toriko: I am breathing

Coco: That’s setting the bar a little low

Toriko: It’s better than Komatsu

Komatsu, hyperventilating in the fetal position on the floor: Fuck You

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Zebra, as a teenager: My life has become a never-ending game of "Illegal or Just Frowned Upon?"

#the kings as kids #zebra #zebura #heavenly king zebra #four heavenly kings #source: texts from last night #incorrect quotes #toriko