the people have spoken. i won’t delete the blog but won’t use it either
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Susie: I don't believe in God or my father.
Gabriel: That would make a banger song title.
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Jeremy, disbelieving: You bought cups that'll give us lead poisoning?
Elizabeth: They're cute!
Jeremy: Cute enough to get lead poisoning over?
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Fran: I think I just met the devil.
C: Cool. Were they nice?
Fran: Eh. So and so.
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Cassidy: I wish babies were real.
Charlie:
Charlie: Excuse me?
Cassidy: Babies. They're so cute, I wish they were real.
Charlie, cannot tell if she's messing with her or not: Cassidy.
Cassidy, isn't messing with her: Mhm?
Charlie: Cassie.
Cassidy: Charlie.
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Parker: Hey, are you colorblind?
CC: ...'m 'merican.
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CC: In theory-
Parker: You don't know any theory.
CC: Shush. In theory, the color blue is fake-
Parker: I am going to strangle you one of these days-
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Misfortune: Do you think love is real?
Parker: No.
CC: I think...everyone can love. But in different ways, and not always good.
Parker: Oh, that's a good answer. I'm changing mine to that
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Parker: When I said "bite me"-
CC: You should've been clearer!
Parker: WHY WOULD I WANT YOU TO BITE ME?!
CC: I DIDN'T KNOW EITHER!
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Parker: Misfortune, Frisk, Fran, Chara, Mercy, Charlie, Mono, I love you.
Parker: Susie, C, Charlie, if you sit QUIETLY you're good.
Parker: Now the rest of you fucking headaches-
C.C: Even me?
Parker: You're a tumor.
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I'm in love with the fact that there are some silly, goofy quotes, and then every now and then just, motivational, profound ones, and then we're back to funny shiete, so I'm the spirit of bipolarity, can I get some C.C and parker interactions?
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C: Mono. Hi. Keep your freaks in line, one of the Sanses is stopping by to check on us and make sure the dimension thing we're in is stable. I need you guys to be normal.
Mono: I'm not the boss of Six and R.K. They're independent agents.
C: I'm not above bribery, how much do you want?
Mono unflinchingly: Money is fake.
C: Please.
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R.K, quietly but with feeling: Fuck.
Mono: You lost your crayons? We can get you new ones.
R.K: Yeah, but those were mine. I don't want new ones, I want those. You can't always replace stuff, Mono.
Mono: Sorry, geez. Bad day?
R.K: Well yeah, I lost my crayons.
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Mono: Six.
Six: Mhm?
Mono: Where is R.K?
Six: Dead.
Mono: Six.
Six: I ate him.
Mono: Sixabelle Sixomas.
Six, sighing: Locked him in the closet for taking my blanket.
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Hello! Can I get some mono incorrect quotes?, Cus' I love all of them, specially the ones where he has to deal with RK and Six, it's hilarious to me, or his interactions with fran
Sure! I'll queue some up.
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Mono: Can you teach me how to read?
Fran: I thought you already knew how?
Mono: So did I, but it turns out I was just picking out the words I knew and making guesses on what the rest of the sentence said.
Fran: Oh.
Fran: I'll teach you, sure. You can't be a worse student than Six.
Mono: She bit you?
Fran: C made me get a rabies shot.
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Charlie: I mean, come on. She doesn't even know the basics of complex quantum immortality!
Elizabeth: And she thinks she's so smart.
Charlie: My point exactly.
Charlie: Wait.
Charlie: Do you know the basics of complex quantum immortality?
Elizabeth: I definitely undeterstand those words separately.
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