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Claire: Hey, Cas?

Castiel: Yes, Claire?

Claire: How long can someone breathe in a washing machine while it's running?

Castiel, laughing: Why would you need to know that, Claire?

Claire:

Castiel:

Claire:

Castiel: whERE'S JACK

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Gabriel: heLP I'M DROWNING

Sam: Calm down we're only in like six feet of water

Gabriel: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL

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Jack, playing a VR game: You see, that’s the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It’s PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset.

Jack: BUT- as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games...

Jack: YoU jUsT dOnT gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE.

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Crowley: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.

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Rowena: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.

[Lightning Strikes Rowena]

Rowena: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!

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“You know what, I’m out, I’m leaving immediately for Nepal, where I intend to live as a goat”

-Charlie Bradbury, probably

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Cas, a tired and desperate husband™: I’ll buy lunch for whoever’s first to get Dean to go to sleep

Gabriel, who just ate, holding up a frying pan eagerly: Alright, where is he?

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Dean: I’m going to bed

Castiel: It’s noon?

Dean: Time isn’t real

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Gabriel: Hey Cas, did you know that “thot” means “thoughtful person”?

Cas: Really? I wasn’t aware that this was slang

[Later]

Cas: Thanks for helping me set up Jack’s playstation, Dean. You’re such a thot

Dean, wheezing: I’m a WHAT

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Sam: Listen, I’m gonna need you to calm down

Gabriel, banging his fists on the table: But how can it be birthday cake flavored if a birthday cake can be any flavor?!

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Dean: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Sam: Does anyone in this godforsaken group think before they speak?

Gabriel: No, let him finish

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Dean, babysitting Jack for the first time: All right, Jack, so what is it you like to do?

Jack: I like Star War-

Dean: Besides Star Wars?

Jack:

Jack: Eat nouga-

Dean: Eating nougat is not a hobby

Jack:

Jack:

Jack: I got nothing

Dean: Well, we're going to have to change that. Do you like sports?

Jack: No

Dean: What? You don't like running?

Jack: No

Dean: Archery? Crossbow?

Jack: ...No

Dean: Skiing? Skydiving?

Jack: No

Dean: ...Chess??

Jack, popping the p: Nope

Dean: What else do kids do?

Dean:

Dean: Drinking?

Jack: I'm four...

Dean: Well...

Jack: I like tea

Dean: ...Tea? Like the drink?

Jack: Tea like... are you in love with Castiel?

Dean: I-

Dean:

Dean:

Jack:

Dean: What does that have to do with anything?

Jack: You just spilled it

Dean: Spilled what?!

Jack: The tea

Dean: WHAT TEA?!

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Dean: Care for some scotch?

Sam: It’s 9:30 in the morning!

Dean: Yeah, but I haven’t slept in days

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Claire: Okay, so here’s the plan. First, we activate the fire alarm...

Kaia: Are you nuts?! If we activate a fire alarm without an actual fire, we’ll be in trouble!

Claire: You’re right. First, we start a fire...

Kaia: Okay

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Sam: How petty can you be?

Charlie: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Dean: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Claire: I think I’m having a midlife crisis

Dean: lol same

Sam: Claire, you’re like 15 years old

Claire: I might die at 30, you never know

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