incorrect-sandman
incorrect-sandman
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incorrect-sandman · 7 hours ago
Conversation
Cluracan: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Dream: I think you mean cards.
Nuala: He does not.
Cluracan, pulling knives out of his sleeves: I do not.
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incorrect-sandman · 13 hours ago
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Dream: You know, escaped nightmares can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.
Dream: *blows airhorn at the Corinthian* GET FUCKED
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incorrect-sandman · 15 hours ago
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*Destruction and Delirium skipping stones on lake*
Destruction: Ahh, it’s such a beautiful evening.
Delirium, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
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incorrect-sandman · a day ago
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Lucifer: Oh, give me patience.
Remiel: I think you mean 'give me strength'?
Lucifer: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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incorrect-sandman · a day ago
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Nuala: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Matthew: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Nuala: Yes!
Merv: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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incorrect-sandman · a day ago
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Merv: I asked the Corinthian for a distraction, what should we expect
Matthew: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Matthew: ... or he could do that.
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incorrect-sandman · 2 days ago
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Dream: I trust Delirium.
Destiny: You think she knows what she's doing?
Dream: I wouldn't go that far.
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incorrect-sandman · 2 days ago
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Lucien: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Dream: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Death: Smad.
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incorrect-sandman · 2 days ago
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Loki: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
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incorrect-sandman · 3 days ago
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Barbie: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Thessaly: How am I supposed to know?
Wanda: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Thessaly: *sighs*
Thessaly: You wouldn't be trapped.
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incorrect-sandman · 3 days ago
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Matthew: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Dream: Wasn't the Corinthian with you?
Corinthian: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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incorrect-sandman · 4 days ago
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Matthew: I think my humour has reached its peak
Cain: Yes, its lowest one
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incorrect-sandman · 4 days ago
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Thessaly: Punch the shit out of them.
Barbie: They might die though.
Thessaly: Gently punch the shit out of them
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incorrect-sandman · 4 days ago
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Cain: Hey Lucien,
Lucien: Yes?
Cain: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Lucien:
Lucien: Where’s Abel?
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incorrect-sandman · 5 days ago
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Rose, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Gilbert: You did WHAT–
Chantal: William Snakepeare
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incorrect-sandman · 5 days ago
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Lucien: Matthew, keep an eye on the Corinthian today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Matthew: Sure, I’d love to see the Corinthian get punched.
Lucien: Try again.
Matthew, sighing: I will stop the Corinthian from getting punched.
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incorrect-sandman · 5 days ago
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Dream: While I’m gone, Mervyn, you’re in charge.
Merv: Yes!!!
Dream, whispering: Lucien, you’re secretly in charge.
Lucien: Obviously.
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incorrect-sandman · 6 days ago
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Cluracan: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Petrefax: You’re a hazard to society
Jim: And a coward, do twenty.
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incorrect-sandman · 6 days ago
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Lucien: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Matthew: Put spaghetti in it.
Lucien: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Nuala: Put spaghetti in it.
Lucien: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Merv: Put spaghetti in it.
Lucien: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
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