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incorrect-sandman · 2 years
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Morpheus: What do you think you’re doing?
The Corinthian: Honestly? Most of the time, I have no idea.
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incorrect-sandman · 2 years
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The Corinthian: You can say “have a nice day” without a problem, but you can’t say “enjoy the next twenty-four hours” without sounding threatening.
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incorrect-sandman · 2 years
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The Corinthian: Look, let’s just agree to say sorry on the count of three.
The Corinthian: One, two, three.
Morpheus:
The Corinthian:
The Corinthian: See, now I’m just disappointed in both of us.
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incorrect-sandman · 2 years
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Lucienne: What is the hardest thing to say?
The Corinthian: I was wrong
Morpheus: I need help
Abel: Worcestershire sauce
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incorrect-sandman · 2 years
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The Corinthian: Today, I saved a life. My own. Am I a hero? I really can’t say. But yes.
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incorrect-sandman · 2 years
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Constantine: You remind me of the ocean.
Morpheus: Because I’m deep and mysterious?
Constantine: No, because you’re full of salt and you scare people.
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incorrect-sandman · 2 years
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Lucienne: Interesting. I would say the odds of that happening coincidentally are vanishingly small.
Morpheus: I would say infinitesimally.
Matthew: Yes and I would say teenely-weenely. We all know words.
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