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gUYSSS HIIII

I'm sorry that I have been so inactive on this blog.

The thing is my blog has been shadowbanned, so making new incorrect quotes is impossible as it wont show when you search the tag.

And tumblr isn't doing anything :/

and i've practically given up sksksk

BUT!!! I HAVE A NEW BP BLOG!

I write yandere fanfictions there (which are sfw!)

Soooo if you're comfy with yandere pls follow me on @retrobp !

Byeee thank you so much for the support yall have shown me in this sideblog <333 I'll truly miss this 🥺

#i'm not deleting the blog because if one of yall wanna come and have a good laugh pls feel free to <3 #ily all have a wonderful day <3

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team chaennie: rosie looking after tiny jennie :( ♡

#rosie is gf goals <3 #chaennie

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yall my account just got shadow banned @staff i'm not a bot pls fix this :(

#ISTG I'M NOT A FUCKING BOT #AND I CANT SEE MYSELF IN ACTIVITY #PLS FIX

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Jisoo: The floor is lava!

Rosé: *Helps Jisoo onto the couch*

Jennie: *Kicks Lisa off a chair*

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#wrap me in plastic by momoland and chromance is >>>>> #kheer rambles

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let the girl work, please

#YG u heard her #yall better release an album and let her work 😤

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Rosé: *walks into room*

Lisa: *ominously spins round on chair*

Lisa: I've been expecting you.

Chair: *keeps spinning*

Lisa: *tries to grab a nearby table*

Lisa: *falls off the chair*

Rosé:

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Lisa: Please don’t do this.

Rosé: I have to. I’m sorry.

Lisa: After all we’ve been through? After everything you promised?

Rosé: I always said you were too trusting.*putting down Draw Four card* Uno.

Lisa: *flips the table*

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Lisa: Oh unnie, where did you get that bruise from? It looks like it hurts.

Jennie: *thinks back to yesterday when she walked into a pole after Rosé blew a kiss at her*

Jennie: I don't wanna talk about it-

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Jennie, talking to Jisoo on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?

Jisoo: You bet!

Jennie: At what temperature?

Jisoo: 535.

Jennie: That's the clock.

Jisoo:

Jennie:

Jisoo: 536.

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Murderer: [swings a bat at Jisoo and misses]

Jisoo: Strike one.

Murderer: that’s not how this works [swings but misses again]

Jisoo: Strike two, one more miss and it’s my turn to hit you.

Murderer, under his breath: fuck-

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Jennie: I think we're missing something.

Rosé:: Teamwork?

Jisoo: A general sense of what we're doing?

Jennie: Well, yes. But also Lisa.

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Lisa: I just think it’s a little unfair that when a rooster wakes up and screams at the top of it’s lungs it’s “nature”.

Lisa: But when I do it I’m “weird” and “need therapy”.

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Jennie: Can we talk about that message you sent to the whole company?

Lisa: It was a critical update.

Jisoo: It said "Rosie has a nice ass"

Lisa: Well, the people need to know.

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*Jensoo playing Minecraft Manhunt*

Jennie: We're gonna die.

Jisoo: We're not gonna die. We can't die Jennie. You know why? Because we're very pretty. We are just too pretty for the gods to let us die.

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Rosé: *draws a pentagram on the floor*

Jennie: What are you doing?

Rosé: You told me to Satanize the house.

Jennie: I said SANITIZE-

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Jisoo: In elementary school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to "write about a character in a new, strange situation" and I wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest slow and slowly choked to death for two pages and I'll never quite forget my teacher's face because it turns out she wanted "This new school is scary, I hope I make friends!" and not a graphic description of a squid dying.

Lisa:...

Lisa: Unnie what the fuck-