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Freddie: Does this shirt make me look gay?
John: Nah.
Freddie: *ties his shirt up in the front* What about know?
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Roger: Alright, I still can't swim.
Brian: Roger, you promised.
Roger: They were gonna put me in with the kids at the Community Center. I can't be swimming with a bunch of 5 year olds. They can be so cruel when they sense weakness.
Freddie: That's why on the first day, you have to take out the biggest.
Brian: Freddie, that's prison.
Freddie: Only if you let it be.
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During the Robot Uprising:
Brian: Look, we're safe and we're together.
Freddie: Ooh, can Delilah be our gaurd cat?
Brian: Freddie, I love the cat. You love the cat. We all love the cat. But you're gonna have to prepare to eat the cat.
Brian: *gets pelted with stuffed dinosaurs and booed at* OK! OK! SORRY! Misread the room on that one.
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Freddie: YOU READY TO JOIN THIS BAND, BOY!?!
John: Yeah, I'm ready!!!
Freddie: READY TO DIE FOR THIS BAND!?!
John: Yea— Wait like Die-die? I thought we were just hanging out.
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Roger, pushing through a crowd: Out of my way! Step aside, filth!
Brian, right behind him: He doesn't mean it! I'm sure you shower regularly!
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Brian, eating garlic bread: This is actually really good garlic bread.
Roger, also eating: Garlic bread is my favorite food. I could honestly eat with every meal. Or just eat it all the time without even stopping.
Brian: You'd get fat.
Roger: No, why will I get fat?
Brian: Bread makes you fat.
Roger: Bread makes you FAT?!
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Roger: Brian, look the moon's out!
Brian:
Brian: That's the sign for Burger King.
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John: What's a barracuda?
Freddie: You know that fish that brutally killed Nemo's mom and his siblings, that's the fish.
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Freddie: Hey, Jim, you should go out with me!
Jim: I only date hot guys.
Freddie:
Freddie: *sets his head on fire*
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Freddie: Wanna see my impression of an American driver?
John: Alright.
Freddie: *appears on the other side*
John: *freaks out*
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Roger: Brian, I wrote a song for you. I'm not gonna tell you the name but its named after a month.
Brian: Is it called May.
Roger:
Roger: Lucky guess.
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Freddie, on a computer: Please enter password... I forgot which one I used.
John: You really need to use the same password.
Brian: Yeah. Use 'RogerIsAnArsehole.' That's what I use.
Roger:
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Brian: What's your greatest fear?
Roger: Coconut crabs.
Brian: What? Why?
Roger: *crying* They ate Amelia Earhart!
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