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Luke: Honestly I’m such a badass. I’ve got a lip ring and I play guitar for a punk band. I wouldn’t be surprised if there was warrant out for my arrest-

Calum: You sleep with a stuffed penguin every night.

Luke: he is mY pArTnEr IN THE CRIMES I REGULARLY COMMIT

#5 seconds of summer #5sos #luke hemmings #luke 5sos #calum hood #calum 5sos #michael clifford #michael 5sos #ashton irwin #ashton 5sos

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Liam: I can’t find Louis

Harry: I’ve got this

Harry, cupping his hands to make a megaphone: Larry Stylinson!

Louis, appearing out of nowhere: IF YOU GOOGLE IPHONE CONSPIRACIES

#harry styles #liam payne #larry #larries #larry is life #louis and harry #louis tomlinson #one direction

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Harry: Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?

Niall: Isn’t that the bedrock of which of our friendship was founded?

#harry styles #niall horan #narry supremacy #one direction

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Kidnapper, over the phone: We have your son

Liam: I don’t have a son?

Kidnapper: Then who keeps asking for chocolate milk and made us cut the crusts off of his sandwich?

Harry: Oh my God! They have Niall!

#harry styles #one direction #liam payne #larry #1d #incorrect 1d #zayn malik #louis tomlinson #niall horan

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Luke: must you always attack me with words?

Michael: want us to use rocks instead?

Calum: or knives?

#5sos #5 seconds of summer #luke hemmings #luke 5sos #michael clifford #michael 5sos #calum hood #calum 5sos

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One Direction as Spongebob Pt. 2

Pilgrim Harry:

Me:

Lilo on stage:

Harry, when he sees anything in Louis Blue:

Harry: *pees on Louis in the x factor toilets*

Louis:

Louis: *literally breathes*

Niall:

Directioners waiting for the reunion like:

Zayn on March 25, 2015:

It says ‘do not dial nine’

Louis:

#one direction #louis tomlinson #harry styles #niall horan #liam payne #zayn malik #louis and harry #larry #larries #larry is life #larry shippers #directioners

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One Direction As Spongebob

Louis when people don’t believe he’s 5’9:

Eleanor: Louis:

Harry: I have a secret

Liam:

Fetus Harry:

My Harry poster being the first thing I see every morning:

Niall after walking in on Louis and Harry:

Louis: I don’t like to cook or clean

Harry:

Nobody:

Louis:

Harry: throws up on the side of the road

Somebody on ebay:

#one direction #1d #louis tomlinson #harry styles #liam payne #niall horan #zayn malik #larry is literally real #louis styles #larry is life #larries #larry #louis and harry #spongebob

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Harry: you know what would taste amazing right now?

Louis: nandos

Harry: I was gonna say you, but yeah that too

#larry is literally real #larry shippers #larry is life #louis and harry #larry #larries #louis tomlinson #harry styles #louis styles #harry tomlinson

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Liam: ha! you’re in love with harry

Louis: no i’m not!

Liam: you have ‘Louis ❤️ Harry’ written all over your song book

Louis: that.. stands for louis loves harry potter

#larry shippers #larry is literally real #louis tomlinson #louis styles #larry is life #louis and harry #larry #larries #harry styles #harry tomlinson #liam payne #one direction #incorrect 1d

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Michael: i’m michael clifford and you’re watching disney channel *draws a dick*

Ashton: i’m ashton irwin and you’re watching disney channel *draws a lemon tree*

Luke: i’m luke hemmings and you’re watching disney channel *draws an elaborate picture of petunia that just looks like a bunch of scribbles*

Calum: i’m calum thomas hood i was born on the 15th of january, 1996 and i play bass *does a cute smile*

#michael 5sos #luke 5sos #ashton 5sos #calum 5sos #michael clifford #luke hemmings #ashton irwin #calum hood #5sos #5 seconds of summer

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Calum: *tapping fingers on table*

Ashton: *tapping fingers back, ferociously*

Luke: uh what’s happening?

Michael: morse code. they’re arguing i think. it’s probably a rhythm section thing.

Calum: -.- - - - -..-. - - - - . .-. ./. - - . - . - - - -. - -. .-. - -.

Ashton: *slams hands on the table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK

#5 seconds of summer #5sos #ashton irwin #ashton 5sos #calum hood #calum 5sos #michael clifford #michael 5sos #luke hemmings #luke 5sos

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Michael and Calum: *being annoying*

Ashton: I’m gonna play you guys a new song

Ashton: it’s called ‘how my band makes me feel’

Ashton: *bangs cymbals repeatedly*

Ashton, high pitched: AAAAAAAAAAA

#5 seconds of summer #5sos #ashton irwin #ashton 5sos #michael clifford #calum hood #malum 5sos

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Eleanor: *sits*

Louis: *scoots away*

Eleanor, smiling: hey, i don’t bite

Louis: i do, so back the fuck up

#louis tomlinson #larry is literally real #louis styles #larry is life #louis and harry #larry #larry shippers

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Louis, screaming at some paparazzi: FIGHT ME

Harry: stop telling everyone to fight you, look how small you are!

Louis: first off, i’m big. second of all my height doesn’t affect my ability to punch someone in their jugular! INCLUDING YOURS!

Harry: well you never would because you love me too much. plus, you can even reach my neck

Louis: do you really want to test me? do you have THAT much faith in my love for you? because theres a stool right over there. DO NOT MAKE ME USE IT

Harry: you’re cute when you get feisty

#larry shippers #larry is literally real #louis tomlinson #harry styles #louis styles #harry tomlinson #louis and harry #larry is life #larry #larries

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Louis: describe me in 6 words

Harry: hmm. oh i got it!

Harry: hella gay and ready to slay!

Harry: now do me!

Louis: okay okay

Louis: nice tits, can’t top for shit

Harry: hey, i top just fine!

#larry shippers #larry is literally real #louis styles #larry is life #louis and harry #larry #larries #harry tomlinson #louis tomlinson #harry styles

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Calum: do you guys think i could fit five marshmallows in my mouth?

Ashton: you’re a safety hazard to society

Michael: and a coward. do seven

#5 seconds of summer #5sos #calum hood #ashton irwin #michael clifford #malum 5sos

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Louis: *rolls over in his sleep and knees Harry in the side*

Harry: Ow

Harry: Lou, you kneed me

Louis, sleepily: yeah, i do need you

#larry shippers #larry is literally real #louis styles #larry is life #louis and harry #larry #larries #harry styles #louis tomlinson #harry tomlinson